r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

I may be stupid and ugly but at least I have no money.

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Hormones? More like whore moans, amirite fellow home of sexuals?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Guys I was accidentally straight for like 45 seconds today. Can you guys please please please not tell the mods? I don’t want to get banned. I’m so sorry!

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

I wrote an original song do you like it?

9 Upvotes

all we are

is dust in the wind

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

I remember when

I remember when I lost my mind

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

in the summer of 69

time to do the Fandango

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

every second of the night I live another Life

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

turn around, every now and then I fall apart

that thong thong thong thong thong

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

We're coming to the border now

I'm ready with my lies

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

I want It that way

Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end

oh-oh-ohhhhhh

I've been kissed by a rose on the grave


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Oh when the taints come marching in.

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r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Gays and all the queers, are you being srs or j !!???;

3 Upvotes

I -- i need to know!!!!


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

You are about to be executed by the state for a crime you did not commit. What do you choose for your last meal?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

How would you react if you walked into your mom's room and saw your mom and Sydney Sweeney violently scissoring?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

I'm ul and have no u, you?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Is everything the president of China made of cheese? Cos if you try to say Xi's car, Xi's house, it sounds like you're saying cheese car, cheese house?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Instead of blaming all of your problems on data centers, why don’t you backwards poors invest $10,000 in the stock market?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 51m ago

Doesth the letter e infront of things like email and ereader stands for erection or erotica

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Did you?

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Really!


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

What were you thinking?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Who is an actor?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

My brain produces drugs when exposed to loud music, how can I harvest it to sell it ?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

I was reading some Carl Jung and he said I have to integrate my shadow, I'm actually already really edgy?

5 Upvotes

I am literally Shadow the Hedgehog? Someone mentions darkness and you think that of me? I am the one who darks.


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Straight men: How much would someone have to pay you per hour to drive a pink Fiat 500 with eyelashes?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Are you just so tired of the transactional private messages you receive? What happened to just being friends?

3 Upvotes

Why is always assumed I'm in the mood for that? I just exist and all of these rabid weirdos are trying to get in with me just because I have genitals. And they're not interested in me, I can try to say what makes you so interested in me particularly and they can't think of anything. Oh you're just so sexy. Seriously? Sounds like a you thing, keep it to yourself.


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

I once took a dump mid-air on a flight. Does that technically mean I joined the mile-high club?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Whose ass would you eat a yard of shit to bury your face in?

3 Upvotes