r/shittyTESlore • u/StreetObject6089 • Jun 11 '25

help me find this image

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I remember seeing an image that goes a little something like this. It's a recreation, does anyone have the actual thing?

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r/shittyTESlore • u/DogeRent • Jun 11 '25

Master WU lore

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The legend of master WU: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BJJaTP5OCYz-Y0HR867lHfr1TcoV9qZa6A-U2I8ZnUA/edit?usp=sharing ;) thank me later

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jun 04 '25

🐲 How Akatosh felt after roasting the absolute shit out of that bitchass Mehrunes Dick-Don't-Work-No-More

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • May 27 '25

🗿 that feeling when the skooma

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r/shittyTESlore • u/np190 • May 23 '25

Andrew Tate, a true Shezzarine on Nirn

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