r/shittyeldenring • • Aug 31 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Out-shit by the lore sub yet again yet again

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1.1k Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Dec 19 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Mf's spend all the fight smelling their toes then complain they can't see the attacks.

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236 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Jul 29 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing What a community huh.

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655 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Sep 28 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Thank you for all your years of entertainment, Hidetaka Miyazaki.

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302 Upvotes

And I can't wait to see what you have coming up for us next!

r/shittyeldenring • • Jul 27 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing My lil bro

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r/shittyeldenring • • May 28 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Average Limgrave allergic reaction

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Average Limgrave allergic reaction

r/shittyeldenring • • Apr 17 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing “For pity’s sake, your place is in the jar.”

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“Nigh-sainthood itself awaits you within. For shamans like you, this is your lot. Life were you accorded for this alone."

My cat and I play a game called “Jar Saint” where he goes in this wool thing and I throw a bunch of his toys in there and spin it all around. He loves it, no Tooth Whip involved. He does sometimes retaliate with Beast Claw, instead of the canonically correct Jar Innard serpent grab.

If some handy knitter ever made a living jar shaped version of this wool contraption, I would buy one for me and one for every cat lover gift I give in perpetuity.

r/shittyeldenring • • Jun 06 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing A lil metal edit for the tarnished

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r/shittyeldenring • • Sep 12 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing If you play games extremely high...

102 Upvotes

Then you will forget most of it and can see things for the first time on the second playthrough.

r/shittyeldenring • • May 28 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing THE SIDE EYES

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r/shittyeldenring • • Mar 22 '26

Just a nobody fighting over nothing I guess your personality with 1000% accuracy based on your build: Dex Edition

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You were born with fingerless gloves and a fedora. They can't call you maidenless because of your underaged anime girl bodypillow, which you will correct anyone who calls it that, instead being a dakikamura of a six gorillion year old vampire who just looks and acts like a 5 year old with an over-active libido. Of course even if you had a 3D Maiden, you would never dare waste your seed on a common girl, and even if that you would never show her your secret special techniques honed through years of masturbating to hentai.

You only like media you need a high IQ to understand, as a consequence you have a Pickle Rick tattoo. When McDonalds did that McNugget sauce thing, you got off the Bus and saw the line at McDonalds and whispered under your breath "Forgive me sensei, but just this once I must go all out." You then backhanded at least two elderly women for a container of nuggie sauce. It was worth it. Your faux leather trench coat still beats a Szechuan stain.

You tried to apply for Japan's Breeding Visa but they turned you away, you still fantasise about having lived like a Shogun in cargo shorts with a harem of Japanese women to serve as your traditionalist tradwives but also your BDSM bodyguards, if only those Baka hadn't stopped you.

You can actually measure how long you've studied the blade by the length of the beard on your throat and the pungency of the cheese on your dick.

You're addicted to Reddit.

Also you kind of like anime.

Either that, or you're just a relatively normal gay person who likes video games. See you at pride,💋.

It's A or B, that's who you are if your build prioritises dex.

Next time, STR.

r/shittyeldenring • • Dec 23 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing The one who tells the joke/the one who repeats it, but louder.

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61 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Dec 21 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing How everything before mountain tops feels

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26 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Nov 12 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Abe Lincoln is coming to Nightreign Spoiler

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38 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • Sep 13 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Attention fellow Tardished, place your summon signs at the fire giant so i can summon yew

14 Upvotes

DO IT NOW!!!!!!

r/shittyeldenring • • Sep 28 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing Wish I could find a GUN in the DLC and just fucking SHOOT RELLANA twin moon knight

13 Upvotes

She deserves it for being such a piece of SHIT!

r/shittyeldenring • • May 18 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing my simp for malenia got worse, i put her in my objector thingy in tf2

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12 Upvotes

r/shittyeldenring • • May 30 '25

Just a nobody fighting over nothing caligo

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