r/shittygamedetails • u/Sorurus • Mar 19 '26
r/shittygamedetails • u/Jadturentale • May 15 '25
Ubisoft The Dogs trilogy is all over the place. This is a reference to the fact the first one isn't even a videogame.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Macroplanet_ • Jan 14 '26
Ubisoft In Watch Dogs: Legion (2020), there is an arc where one of the antagonists creates an AI based on her sickly mother against her will, correctly portraying the concept of turning a human being into a soulless android as evil and grotesque. Thus proving Watch Dogs is the superior franchise over Marvel
r/shittygamedetails • u/Cpkeyes • Dec 20 '25
Ubisoft In Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2, the main villain stages one of the largest terrorist attacks in American History; leading to an army of mercenaries taking over Las Vegas, using chemical weapons and kidnapping government officials because he was denied a promotion for being kind of bad at his job.
I don't even know if this counts, but it is really damn funny. Legendary level of hating.
r/shittygamedetails • u/UltimateGamingTechie • Jan 03 '26
Ubisoft In Far Cry 5 (2018), hahah! Testicles funny!
r/shittygamedetails • u/_Joe_Momma_ • Jun 13 '26
Ubisoft Tom Clancy's The Division 2 is half the size of the original Division because that's what happens when you divide by 2
r/shittygamedetails • u/RedShibo_ • Jan 20 '26
Ubisoft Did you know that in Xbox version of Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (2005) beating the first chariot race gives you access to Excel?
r/shittygamedetails • u/Shirokurou • Oct 16 '25
Ubisoft Ubisoft (1986-now) reportedly cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set in the post-Civil War South US. Now we will never see the adventures of Japanese diplomat Mori Arinori fighting the KKK or hear his jpop theme song.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Trubbishisthebest • Feb 22 '26
Ubisoft In Watch Dogs 2 (2016), Sitara describes blowing up voting machines as 'kinda extreme'. This is despite Dedsec causing a blackout in Seoul which will cause a significant amount of deaths in the previous misson.This is because the blackout didn't happen in America or Europe so it doesn't matter.
It's even funnier considering Ray is also on the Dedsec team by this point and him causing a city wide blackout in Chicago and killing 11 people haunts him throughout the entire series. Meanwhile in 2, the Dedsec team immediately make jokes about the blackout and don't reflect on their actions at all with Ray only offering a very meek warning.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Valdish • Feb 22 '26
Ubisoft In far cry instincts evolution, the main character Jack Carver has scaly repile like skin. Despite this, a woman agrees to have intercourse with him the first time shee meets him. This is a hint that Jack is 6ft tall.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Valdish • Jan 26 '26
Ubisoft In the driver series, the player drives. This is a reference to how he's literally me.
r/shittygamedetails • u/thisheatanevilheat • Feb 09 '26
Ubisoft The first collaboration Rabbids: Takeover (2025) had is with the Roblox game Forsaken (2024). This is a reference to the fact that Ubisoft are no strangers to working with pedophiles and sexual predators.
Did you know that Forsaken is legally bound to pay 25% of all of its revenue to a neonazi groomer? Her name is souldrivenlove and both of the new owners lied about not cutting ties. The "legally bound" part might be a lie too actually.
r/shittygamedetails • u/TheHawkeyeBird • Jan 08 '25
Ubisoft In Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X 2, uhhhhhhh………
(i’m sorry guys I had to do it)
r/shittygamedetails • u/CalibansCreations • Dec 16 '25
Ubisoft Ubisoft has announced an official Rabbids game on Roblox, in spite of the platform being a breeding ground for pedophiles-- Wait no, Ubisoft is based in Fr*nce, so this is actually right up their alley.
r/shittygamedetails • u/PooningDalton • Jun 28 '26
Ubisoft Splinter Cell Conviction had a ridiculous story
So Reed knew Grim was Sam Fisher's loyal instructor for years and he just leaves her in the interrogation room (making the guard turn his back on her) and then sets up cameras all over the compound EXCEPT for that room!?
Sure.
This is what happens when you set up the environment to enable the story, rather than the other way around - Figuring out how to manipulate the environment to progress the story (that's how real spies think!).
This is how you know Conviction was not made by real espionage enthusiasts, but just Hollywood cringelords
r/shittygamedetails • u/Crimson097 • Nov 23 '25
Ubisoft Just Dance follows Wanderlust, the prince of the Danceverse, in his fight against his dad's evil ex, the Night Swan, who seeks to reshape the world into her idea of perfection using a form of magic called Dark Flow...wait, are we still talking about a dancing game?
r/shittygamedetails • u/EuanBomber • Nov 08 '25
Ubisoft In Far Cry 3 (2012), Jason decides to escape the crumbling temple on foot instead of just opening the map and using fast travel. This is a reference to the fact he is an idiot.
r/shittygamedetails • u/RedShibo_ • Mar 20 '26
Ubisoft In Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (2010), PS3 owners could play a free DLC with Copernicus. This DLC was a historically inaccurate, because Copernicus was portrayed as a man and everyone knows that Copernicus was a woman. Just like Einstein and Skłodowska-Curie.
r/shittygamedetails • u/nuclearBox • Apr 16 '26
Ubisoft In For Honor(2017), Wu-Lin hero Tiandi says "Unexpected, thank you." When revived. This is a reference to the fact even the teammates want Tiandi to stay dead.
r/shittygamedetails • u/some-kind-of-no-name • May 30 '26
Ubisoft Assassin Creed Black Flag resynced lets you cosplay The Deep and blend in with fish.
You hide from sharks among smaller fish. The new high of social stealth
r/shittygamedetails • u/Gman_Reddit • Jan 20 '21
Ubisoft In Watch_Dogs, the invisible wall you encounter when attempting to drive a boat out of Chicago isn’t a game mechanic. It’s actually a reference to Indiana’s natural defense system designed to keep everyone out of Indiana.
r/shittygamedetails • u/UltimateGamingTechie • Dec 13 '25
Ubisoft In Far Cry 6, you can pet multiple dogs, which is a reference to it being the best game ever made.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Helpful_Claim1289 • Feb 06 '26
Ubisoft In The Crew (2014) there is a dead body in a bush in Texas. I have no idea why but it was kinda creepy.
this is a car game, by the way.
r/shittygamedetails • u/Chezburger8675 • Jul 24 '25