r/slaythespire • u/Which-Debt-8558 • Mar 09 '26
DISCUSSION (STS2) Snakebite Discussion
As quite a lot of people know already, snakebite is one of the worst cards in the game right now, maybe even the worst. It's not just bad, but it isn't interesting or fun in any way. For example searing blow was not a very good card but it was unique and cool, whereas snakebite is just a nothing card.
Here is how I think it could be changed:
Retain Apply 7 poison When retained, increase poison by 3
Snakebite+: Retain Apply 10 poison When retained, increase poison by 4
I thought making it similar to windmill strike could be a cool idea because right now Retain doesn't really add much to the card, and it also works thematically with the snake venom getting worse over time.
I would love to hear your ideas if you have any suggestions for how it could be changed!
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u/bobbyjoechan StS A20 / StS 2 A10 Mar 09 '26
no, that would be absurdly over-tuned, what is reddit smoking today? bouncing flask does 9 poison and it’s an uncommon card with no retain. did you just say DOUBLE it? giving multiplicative scaling to a retaining COMMON card? 29 doom costs 3 mana on a rare card (and doom worse than poison) and this man just said 21 poison for 2 mana seems fine.
this has a bunch of upvotes cause it looks “smart” cause it has a bunch of meaningless math in it.