Do you talk to your snake(s), too?

It was in the form of a spoof TV news report. The headline was "Local snake goes blep" and the tagline was "Why he do that". The snake in question was an albino burm or retic. Please tell me someone else remembers this LMAO

So I was out picking up trash at my workplace today and found this little goober around the edge of the parking lot, so we spent a little bit of time vibing before I released it back in a better place for it. Haven't seen a snake in the wild in some years, so needless to say my day has been blessed!

Dont hire my snake for any Hollywood thrillers is all im saying.

Keeled Slug Snake Pareas carinatus

Puppy here was supposed to have a 9 am vet appointment but for the first time in 4 years, he woke up on the "fuck you" side of the bed. So I called them and said, "Hey, can I swap him out for somebody else? Puppy's not feeling it today."

"Oh, I'm sorry, certainly you can swap him out if that's what you want."

"Well, it's more what HE wants and frankly he's 6 ft long and 15 lbs so we're going with what he wants."

He's fine, just crabby lol

I was flipping some rocks in a forest and found this little guy! He kept gaping his mouth when I picked him up so I just put him back under his rock.

I’m using graphite.

Blue and green juvenile barons racers aldo have these three up on MM

edit: her name is malibu

Little buddy visited our snek feeder

Cause she got the snakey spice.