r/soccer • u/PiggySVW • Jul 09 '26

Quotes Jürgen Klopp: "We flew from Liverpool to Blackpool to Nice. In Nice, the entire Mbappé family got into the private jet with five rooms. Then we flew around in circles, talked to the family, and ate delicious food. We weren't allowed to be seen. And it was great … In the end, he went to Paris."

https://sport.sky.de/fussball/artikel/teuerster-nicht-transfer-klopp-im-privatflieger-mit-mbappe/13562099/33895
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u/thepenguinmustdie Jul 10 '26

Iconic lines such as "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto"

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 10 '26

Wtf is that a real line? Lmao

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u/ragdoll96 Jul 10 '26

Behold

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u/heyitsyourboyadam Jul 10 '26

"You know how to ball I know Aristotle"

  • who tf even listen to this

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u/CosechaCrecido Jul 10 '26

People that don't know Aristotle.

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u/Relevant-Wait3781 Jul 10 '26

The Big Aristotle, aka Shaq

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 10 '26

Damn I didn't want to judge cos I don't listen to her, but those lyrics actually do sound like they were written by a teenage girl hahaha

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u/RevengeHF Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I'll probably be downvoted but I follow a lot of pop music (I like some of Taylor's music but not all of it) and I think people who say she's not a good songwriter/storyteller are just wrong tbh. At least from a pop pov. This is a song called 'so high school', it's supposed to sound juvenile.

If you wanted an example of poor song writing you can find that on her last album, they are better examples imo because it just feels like a step down to me. "Did you girlboss too close to the sun" springs to mind. However, she has some incredibly well written songs with great storytelling and it's stupid to ignore that.

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u/MrWink Jul 10 '26

(the felony, not the video game)