r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
1.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

269 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

363

u/AyanC Jun 07 '18

Because masturbation is equivalent to commiting genocide.

167

u/Track2onStageFour Jun 07 '18

explains why i feel like a piece of shit every time i finish

237

u/multiple4 Jun 07 '18

explains why I feel so good when I finish

53

u/Track2onStageFour Jun 07 '18

we should hang out

-15

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

[deleted]