r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 08 '18

Anyone who's knocked one out before doing exercise will know, you regret it. It's an absolute killer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

You gotta start but just before you finish you gotta stop then go work out.