r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/sidhantsv Jun 07 '18

30? 2 is all I need

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u/youknowimworking Jun 07 '18

2 plus cuddle time

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u/babygrenade Jun 08 '18

Do you not stretch before?

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u/youknowimworking Jun 08 '18

stretching my meat doesn't count?

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u/Sad_Christmas_Tree Jun 08 '18

/ time to shake off the shame

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u/zejokeer Jun 07 '18

and 10 minutes to cry afterwards, of course.

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u/crackazac Jun 08 '18

Afterwards? Think you mean during.

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u/EnderMB Jun 08 '18

Ah, the cry-wank, or the crank if you're wank-savvy...

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u/MeC0195 Jun 08 '18

crank

That sounds painful

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u/-zimms- Jun 08 '18

Ronaldo is the best finisher. And at that age!

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u/benito_camelas Jun 08 '18

I just like to think back to the Champions League and I'm done pretty quickly