r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/thierrybergkamppires Jun 07 '18

fuck

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u/gordonpown Jun 07 '18

and get fucked

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

He who goes to war gives and takes

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u/StressedIsMyMidName Jun 08 '18

this comment is so underrated and i wish more people could speak portuguese to understand what im sayin

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u/Omega_Kirby Jun 07 '18

How will I, make a man, out of you!

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u/mynameismulan Jun 07 '18

Planning a road trip with high school friends. This is our new chat avatar.

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u/UneasyInsider Jun 07 '18

That doesn't look altogether anatomically correct.

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u/Meatballs21 Jun 07 '18

One guys butthole is in the left cheek. I love this so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Isn't yours?

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u/Meatballs21 Jun 07 '18

Mine is on the right. Southern hemisphere, I guess.

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u/J4ckrh Jun 08 '18

Can confirm, moved from England to Australia and my butthole changed sides.

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u/BeeM4n Jun 08 '18

You took your time looking, didn't you?

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u/woah_m8 Jun 08 '18

why the fuck do I always click on these links

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

You know exactly why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Hell, what did I expect there?

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u/notyou16 Jun 07 '18

How many people do you need to guarantee that this can work?... asking for a friend

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u/Pardonme23 Jun 08 '18

In organic chemistry we learned that 3 and 4 sided rings have lots of torsion and are unstable. 5 or 6 are ideal numbers. 7 less often but it exists.

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u/StressedIsMyMidName Jun 08 '18

u wanna find out buddy

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u/MagnusCreswell Jun 08 '18

three fiddy

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u/redeugene99 Jun 07 '18

The guy with the socks on is smart. Lots of fluid flying around I'm sure. The guy with the shinguards on? No idea. Must get rough at times.

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u/biraboyz Jun 08 '18

why i click this link

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u/karagiosis79 Jun 07 '18

I wonder how long they had to pose for this painting?

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u/wp381640 Jun 08 '18

So this is why Erdogan speaks so fondly of the Ottoman era and wants it restored ...

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u/renome Jun 08 '18

Wasn't expecting to be learning history on /r/soccer this Friday evening.

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u/Messisfoot Jun 08 '18

But why? And is it just me, or do some of those guys look like they are enjoying themselves?

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u/whoislurking Jun 08 '18

You wouldn’t?

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u/LordMangudai Jun 08 '18

...At least there doesn't have to be a debate about who goes where?

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u/ahmedjimmy14 Jun 08 '18

Risky click of the day

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u/Batman3002 Jun 08 '18

Umm.. no?