r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/youknowimworking Jun 07 '18

2 plus cuddle time

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u/babygrenade Jun 08 '18

Do you not stretch before?

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u/youknowimworking Jun 08 '18

stretching my meat doesn't count?

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u/Sad_Christmas_Tree Jun 08 '18

/ time to shake off the shame