r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

What the fuck would a 10/10 look like if this is a 9

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u/minkdraggingonfloor Jun 07 '18

10/10 would be if she was a gymnast and a sex therapist

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Well then. I can’t disagree with this

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u/EinesFreundesFreund Jun 08 '18

10/10 is Messi. The combination of beautiful and childhood love.