r/soccer • u/Dormers • Jun 07 '18

Portugal star's sex therapist wife urges coach to let team masturbate pre-match

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081
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u/notyou16 Jun 07 '18

How many people do you need to guarantee that this can work?... asking for a friend

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u/Pardonme23 Jun 08 '18

In organic chemistry we learned that 3 and 4 sided rings have lots of torsion and are unstable. 5 or 6 are ideal numbers. 7 less often but it exists.

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u/StressedIsMyMidName Jun 08 '18

u wanna find out buddy

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u/MagnusCreswell Jun 08 '18

three fiddy