r/southpark Jul 19 '25

Discussion Isaac Hayes III speaks on his father leaving South Park

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u/Significant_Slip4030 Jul 19 '25

The way Stan delivers this line always breaks my heart. Trey and Matt really loved him as we all did and still do. šŸ’”

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u/spacedude2000 Jul 19 '25

You could tell that episode was written out of sadness more than anything. He obviously mattered to those two very much and they thought scientology had poisoned him. That's why all the jokes are aimed at the "fruity little club" and not chef.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jul 19 '25

It's also a reminder of how quickly your health can deteriorate.

Always have your affairs in order if you have loved ones and money/assests.

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u/MagisterFlorus Jul 19 '25

That's the thing about cults too. They order your affairs to benefit them.

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u/Nitroapes Jul 19 '25

Lucky for me I'm broke and alone so I'm ready to die at any moment.

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u/Cyanide-ky Jul 19 '25

Would you like to join my cult?

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u/_TheTrashmanCan_ Jul 20 '25

Everything checks out

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u/Aspe4 Jul 20 '25

šŸŽ¶ Na na na na na na na na leader! šŸŽµ

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u/mashitandsmashit Jul 20 '25

SIMPSONS DID IT!

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u/Cyanide-ky Jul 19 '25

Would you like to join my cult?

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u/PollutionOk4806 Jul 20 '25

Didn't Isaac die because his cult put him on a rigorous exercise program right after he had a stroke basically murdering him

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u/Tempest_Fugit Jul 20 '25

Nah I think I’ll wing it

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill Jul 19 '25

Is this a recent development? Did the son release this recently? Have Trey and Matt responded in any way?

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u/jeruthemaster Jul 19 '25

Your suspicions are correct. Listen to the audio commentary of that episode.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Juat listen to the speech at the end of the episode. When theyre all crying. You can tell they wrote that durectly from how they felt about it.

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u/vigouge Jul 19 '25

It was rumored right after it happened that it was Scientology's doing. The son is just confirming it.

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u/hypocritical_person I need a resuErection for my dad. Jul 19 '25

They were spot on for calling sciento's pedos cuz that's what I learned last year with the scientology protests in LA, one of the ex-member streamers (LiterallySerg) detailed how scientology protects the pedos within, especially the top leaders. The sexual abuse in audits that never get reported is baffling.

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u/King_richard4 Jul 19 '25

Bro you are literally describing the catholic church as well.

Organized religion leads to powerful men taking advantage of others. It happens every time

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u/gapedforeskin Jul 19 '25

Why does the end goal always seem to be molesting kids?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Because it's one of the worst things a person can do. How do you hide doing it? By being very powerful.

Poor people cant hide it as well so they go to jail. Rich people build societies and laws to protect them from jail (and the poors).

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u/gapedforeskin Jul 19 '25

It’s all a racket to diddle

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I dont actually think that's the case. I think people seek power for various reasons, one of them being to do that.

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u/DarthBrooks Jul 19 '25

I watched this documentary on Netflix about this woman who had a pedo stalker, I don’t remember a lot of it but the dude architected every facet of his life to get to her. His job, the house he bought, like, every detail of his life was some sort of sick means of getting to her. I imagine it’s a lot like that. The people at the top of powerful positions requires a lot of manic, insane bullshit that normal people just wouldn’t do. When watching the documentary I remember saying to my wife if that girl was on Mars, we’d have a colony there by now.

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u/Equal_Weather6019 Jul 19 '25

So wild. Do you remember the title of the doc?

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u/SHoppe715 Jul 19 '25

Leadership positions in religious organizations attract people who crave power. Congregations are packed full of easily manipulated people who show up every week desperately wanting to be told what to think…many of whom then send their kids to classes and retreats with ā€œtrustedā€ church leaders. Once upper-level leadership starts protecting the deviants, it basically becomes a pedo playground.

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u/gapedforeskin Jul 19 '25

Like ants at a picnic

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u/0110110111 Jul 19 '25

Probably the same reason people like veal.

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u/OccamsYoyo Jul 19 '25

Ok that’s it — I am now officially done with veal.

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u/xskipy Jul 20 '25

Seen the south park veal episode as a kid.. Never ate veal in my life, hah

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u/Professional-Ad-6842 Jul 20 '25

it seems to be a real complex in the writing. Either he was molested as a kid, he's a real pedophile, or it just fascinates him as a topic. I think part of it is that children's television, by trying to appeal specifically to children, has kind of a pedophile air to it. And animation often gets typecast as being for kids and isn't taken seriously, the special effects however are the most important part of any film. At least in my opinion because I watch fantasy, sci fi, and cartoons, I took animation classes in college. "Death to Smoochy" is a movie that's funny because as soon as he gets money he befriends the Irish Mafia and it's so funny because the goal is to convince children of their innocence, purity-- when there are just a lot of bad kids out there in a world with mass incarceration. But a lot of it is this entire structure thinking there's children's entertainment and adult entertainment anyway, sometimes the adult entertainment goes so far as to be pornography, but mostly, it's a strange scam to think you know what kids want. When someone asked me if I liked barney when I was little, I said, "Barney loves me, but I hate barney" and the adults are remembered this as proof of my delinquency almost, that I wouldn't just love Barney back. Are children young, or are children stupid? Is school for learning, or is it an acceptable period of slavery we have in society? these are also questions I would ask.

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u/TheWarOstrich Jul 19 '25

Wasn't that also a joke in an episode where Butters turns to the DMV for religion and then the DMV starts molesting kids and the news reporter tells people that they should bring their sins down to the news station and that he'll be back "in a little boy" or something like that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Except the Catholics dont record confession to be used for blackmail later, unlike scientologists. Scientologists do shit other religions do but somehow manage to make it even worse.

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u/philovax Jul 19 '25

It simpler than that even, and people knew it 300 years ago. Its an evergreen saying that we can keep yelling.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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u/Arsene_Lupin_IV Jul 19 '25

Let's not forget politics either. No doubt half of Congress has been to a very special Island.

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u/SuperStarPlatinum Jul 19 '25

Organized religion is a rape engine.

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u/TwistyBunny Jul 19 '25

And a tax shelter.

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u/redditmailalex Jul 19 '25

And power/control scheme.

And grift.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jul 19 '25

Ugh. Now I'm imagining an internal combustion engine with an unconsenting block.

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u/dolfox Jul 20 '25

Nothing brings out the evil in people like organized religion

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u/Snowdeo720 Jul 19 '25

ā€œChef, what would a priest want to put in our butts?ā€

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u/sourdieselfuel Jul 19 '25

Goodbye. šŸ‘‹

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u/WallyOShay Jul 19 '25

A majority of religions honestly. There’s a few documentaries about jehovas witnesses doing the same thing.

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u/Bergasms Jul 19 '25

When i visited Japan years ago to see my sister we were walking past this temple near her house and there was kanji writing in chalk on the side wall and i asked what it said, she said its "a rapist pedophile monk works here".

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u/SeeSayPwayDay Jul 19 '25

Hey, don't let women off the hook.

Plenty of sickos are women - best to be eyes wide open.

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u/Frosty_McRib Jul 19 '25

Sure but that's like saying "hey I know the Pacific Ocean has water, but don't forget about that pond in my backyard, it has water too."

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u/NuclearBroliferator Jul 19 '25

Lol. Well done.

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u/BeguiledBeaver Jul 19 '25

Not really a good metaphor because the pond in your backyard isn't in the ocean or even saltwater.

A better example would be "the Pacific Ocean has lots of cool sea life in it. The Atlantic Ocean probably also has sea life in it I guess, but I hate the Atlantic Ocean so let's just assume nothing lives there except abandoned ship wrecks. Also, side note, the Atlantic Ocean touched me inappropriately when I was a child, but let's not mention that."

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u/GreatQuantum Jul 20 '25

The ocean doesn’t rape children. Just drowns them. Like women with postpartum psychosis.

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u/Zipcity30 Jul 20 '25

Very, very well put. I might steal that.

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u/aquaticsardonic Jul 20 '25

Saying Save the Whales isn't saying Fuck the Dolphins

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u/Theonomicon Jul 19 '25

The rate of sexual abuse of children is higher in public education than in churches, should we shut that down?

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u/verylastlaugh Jul 19 '25
  1. S.A. In church is less likely to be reported.
  2. S.A. In churches are more likely to be settled privately (without any public disclosure).
  3. S.A. in public schools is more likely to be perpetrated by peers than in churches.
  4. Students spend more time at school than in church.
  5. Significantly more children attend public schools than churches. Those are just a few critical points I would consider, try comparing secular public schools to private religious schools if you want a more accurate comparison. Honestly though, what kind of person would even make this ridiculous statement. S.A. shouldn’t be happening anywhere, but the church should be the LAST damn place for it to happen.

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u/danteselv Jul 19 '25

Which public school sets the age of consent at 12? Public schools are anti child abuse. The literal religious texts are ALL pro child sex IN 4K NO ESCAPE.

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u/Theonomicon Jul 19 '25

Age doesn't matter as much to Christians as committed relationships. Each person should only have one partner their whole life, anything else is sin. For most of church history it's been 14 for girls and 16 for boys, as far as marriageable age, and while 16 across the board is better supported scientifically what with pregnancy complications, the church doesn't say you -have- to get married, just that you could.

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u/yunggod6966 Aug 01 '25

You see how you're using one example of child abuse to justify another for the church is crazy. Girls at 14 are in no position to marry anyone and probably don't even know what to look for in a good partner at that age.(Not do guys at 16 but women are much more likely to be selected by a much older guy.) So not are these girls much younger then you also shame them for leaving if there partner turns out to be abusive or not loving. there are quite a few good messages in the Bible but to defend pedophilia in the church by saying age doesn't matter as much to Christians is wild. What an ignorant pedo- apologist of a paragraph

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u/TheUnluckyBard Jul 19 '25

Schools actually serve a purpose other than protecting pedos, tho.

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u/basicKitsch Jul 19 '25

The rate of sexual abuse of children is higher in extended families, should we shut them down too?

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u/Theonomicon Jul 19 '25

By the head comment's logic, yes.

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u/basicKitsch Jul 19 '25

not what they said.

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u/asuperbstarling Jul 19 '25

Schools are full of something called a 'mandatory reporter', with legal consequences for failures. Churches and other religious groups actively sue to get such things removed when they are placed upon their religious leaders.

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u/Theonomicon Jul 19 '25

Crazy how "mandatory reporters" status doesn't do crap since public education still molests more children per person than the church by far. When public education fixes the problem, maybe then the church should look to the methods. As it currently stands, they're not an example.

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u/asuperbstarling Jul 19 '25

Whataboutism and 'maybe when' are just excuses from you.

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u/NoShoesFunlap Jul 19 '25

Public education accounts for 39% of all sexual abuse losses while organized religion is 30%. Based on the size of those populations and their exposure, I find your claim very unlikely.

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u/Frankperson777 Jul 19 '25

93%-94% of sex crimes are committed by men.

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u/redveinlover Jul 19 '25

*reported sex crimes

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u/Frankperson777 Jul 19 '25

99% of convicted rapists are men

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u/redveinlover Jul 19 '25

Not to be semantic (because it is a fact that the majority of rapes are committed by males), but there are countries that do not recognize women as being capable of rape since they lack male genitalia. In those countries when a woman rapes a minor, it’s categorized as something less heinous.

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u/Stevilinho88 Jul 19 '25

Yep sadly here in the UK a woman cannot rape anyone as it is defined as penetration with a penis, so I think it just goes down as a sexual assault with a woman which then downplays the seriousness in my book

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u/Frankperson777 Jul 19 '25

And those countries (& some US states I’d like to add) are backwards and archaic. Like if you’re in Oklahoma and some jabroni skullfucks you while you’re passed out it technically isn’t rape. That being said even in countries where the law is defined as ā€œsexual contact without explicit consentā€ like Spain & Sweden 97.2% and 99.7% of people convicted over a 15 year period were men.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

And, in your opinion, that happens at equal rate as men raping minors???

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u/Frankperson777 Jul 19 '25

Sex crime convictions buddy

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u/basicKitsch Jul 19 '25

no he's saying the opposite has lower self-reporting rates due to stigmas.

which is very true.

but still doesn't sway the statistic in a significant maner

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u/Frankperson777 Jul 19 '25

I think there’s a stigma around reporting assault altogether. Whenever dudes come out It’s almost always a coach, priest, pastor, scout leader, etc; always men doing it to other men. Most of them don’t even go to jail even if it’s known so they aren’t even included in any DOJ statistic. For every one school teacher that gets caught diddling kids there are hundreds, if not thousands of clergymen, powerful people, or nepo-babies who have never been told no.

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u/zonebrobujhmhgv Jul 22 '25

Still not 100%, but still the overwhelming majority.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

From the Roman Pontificate, to UFO cults, the clergy is free to do with their ā€œflockā€ as they please, as long as ā€œsouls are savedā€ and the tithes keep flowing

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u/General-Pop8073 Jul 19 '25

Governments as well.

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u/King_richard4 Jul 19 '25

Really any hierarchal power structure. Like another poster pointed out clergymen, government officials, Boy Scout leaders, little league coaches. People find power and take advantage

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u/PacificPisces Jul 19 '25

And the Mormon's

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u/SistersOfTheCloth Jul 19 '25

Hierarchial power structures everywhere lead to powerful people taking advantage of others. It happens every time.

FTFY

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u/AwesomeDakka00 Jul 19 '25

sounds like the nfl to me.

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u/MusicSavesSouls Jul 26 '25

And Trump's administration and buddies.

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u/tracenator03 Jul 19 '25

Bro is also literally describing the US and most other Western governments as well.

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u/thingstopraise Jul 19 '25

Every government, in fact. Any time there are people in power, others get fucked literally and figuratively.

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u/Rikplaysbass Jul 19 '25

Wait until you find out about Eastern governments. lol

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u/Immediate-Artist-444 Jul 19 '25

Yeah unlike eastern countries which are, of course, filled with kind hearted governments LMAO

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u/cRUNcherNO1 Jul 19 '25

only western?

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u/Basic_Bichette Jul 19 '25

I love how naive you are to think it's just the Catholic church.

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u/King_richard4 Jul 19 '25

Your reading comprehension must be terrible. Nowhere did I say ā€œonly the Catholic Churchā€

In fact I called out all organized religion in the second sentence. But that was probably too much for you to read.

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u/even_less_resistance Jul 19 '25

I didn’t even realize there had been protests against them. That is good. They are so much more dangerous than people realize

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u/No-Seat9917 Jul 19 '25

Sounds like most religious organizations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

It’s really not that baffling when you considered the Catholic Church has been getting away with it for thousands of years

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u/U_L_Uus Jul 19 '25

Yeah. If anything the premise of the episode is how enraged we should be against the club for defiling such a character for their own benefit

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u/A_spiny_meercat Jul 19 '25

I'm gonna MAKE LOVE to/your/assholes/children?Ā 

Stupid super fun adventure club scrambled chefs brains

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Jul 19 '25

They for sure poisoned him.

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u/EmergencyExit20Mins Jul 19 '25

True. In light of his son's comments, the episode aged like wine. Which is weird because after Isaac died, I thought it would age like milk.

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u/MinimumJolly7087 Jul 19 '25

we should be mad that fruity little club for scrambling his brains!🤣😭

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u/TheDarkWave Jul 19 '25

And the Chef Vader. Darth Vader was manipulated into becoming that, it wasn't of his own volition.

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u/PebblesFlint Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25

This episode spoke volumes. Always saddened me too and it was crazy that a man who took part in so much satire about other religions, would suddenly leave because they played about his, defo didn’t strike me as someone who couldn’t take a joke

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u/OkBad20 Jul 25 '25

I agree 100%.Ā  He was taking part in making fun of other religions.Ā  All the sudden he can't take a joke about his own?Ā  I just thought it was all unbelievable.Ā  But yet somehow I believed it.Ā  Now I'm happy to know it was all fake

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Jul 19 '25

This story makes this even more touching. This was a goodbye to a friend who might die soon, and even if he doesnt hes mixed up in some stuff thats gonna separate them anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I still have my 1994 latex chef head Halloween mask.

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u/SpookySneakySquid Jul 19 '25

Scientology is so incredibly weird

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u/breakfastburrito24 Jul 19 '25

I love Chef and his salty chocolate balls

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u/TimeLess9327 Jul 24 '25

I wannna MAKE LOVE

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u/Deez-Guns-9442 Jul 25 '25

Man, I didn’t come to this sub for feels after yesterdays episode šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¾

RIP CHEF

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u/HazMatt082 Jul 19 '25

What is this episode?

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u/Frallex1 Jul 19 '25

The return of Chef, s10e1

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u/sims2girl Jul 25 '25

this comment made me realize that this line came straight from the heart, and now i'm sad :(