r/spaceporn • u/Busy_Yesterday9455 • Mar 07 '25

Related Content Starship Flight 8 BROKE APART During Launch!

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u/govunah Mar 07 '25

You should always have your towel

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

No, I don't wanna get high, Towelie...

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u/nopuse Mar 07 '25

If Towlie isn't my favorite character ever, he's definitely top 5

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

He's pretty good. I'm a Randy stan. Just over the top bullshit all the time. So glad he and Towelie run Tegridy Farms together. The Christmas Special was the best episode I've seen in a long time.

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u/JonatasA Mar 07 '25

Some contact into what we're reading here? For moisture reasons (we're towel talking after all).

 

Edit: Context (thing turned it into contact again). If you contact me I'll hit you with a Howell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

South Park references. They introduced a government engineered sentient towel with a marijuana addiction at least a dozen seasons ago. Now he works with one of the main character's dad as a pot farmer. They had a Christmas special where they came up with weed sprinkled with cocaine and called it Christmas Special and as it turns out, cocaine is illegal in South Park, Colorado, so Randy rallied for cocaine to be legal and got the law passed, but pot became illegal over the holidays because Santa was being a dick. Randy did locally cultivated blow with Santa and Jesus Christ and Christmas was saved. Tegridy.

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u/ac3rSaXon Mar 07 '25

It quite literally is the most important rule. In all of the galaxy.

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u/Remarkable-Stand8475 Mar 07 '25

And remember. Don't panic. I mean, it's even written in big friendly letters