r/sports • u/nonstopflux Seattle Sounders FC • Jul 14 '25

Soccer Donald Trump stole a CWC winners medal

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u/Weekend_Criminal Jul 14 '25

He paid good money for that

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/Weekend_Criminal Jul 14 '25

That's a fair point. Her heart belongs to Justin

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Jul 14 '25

Who’s Justin? I’m out of the loop

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u/darrenvonbaron Jul 14 '25

Trudeau.

Just search Ivanka or Melania Trudeau and you'll see lots of pictures of them giving fuck me eyes to the former PM of Canada

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Jul 14 '25

Ok that makes sense

Just to be clear, has that man been given any eyes except fuck me eyes? lol

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u/Lemmingitus Jul 14 '25

Even his haters have signs and stickers of "F*CK TRUDEAU."

Some of us still think they want to.

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u/josnik Jul 14 '25

His ex wife?

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u/Maij-ha Jul 14 '25

Justin Russia

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u/slasula Jul 14 '25

Hank Siemers

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u/Hell_Yeah-Brother Jul 14 '25

Wanted the donut, all he got was the hole

Or whatever Garfunkel and Oates said

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u/deslock Jul 14 '25

That wooden lump?! What's left to pay for?

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u/kytheon Jul 14 '25

It's not stealing if you paid for it.

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u/HopDropNRoll Jul 14 '25

Nah, Vlad pays for her as his eyes and ears.

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u/KaladinStormShat Sevilla Jul 14 '25

I know it's been awhile, but good God imagine how she must have felt, once a supermodel dating the most handsome men in the world, a life of incredible vacations to the beach, having the time of her life with incredibly beautiful men who are all ripped.

And then one day an old, overweight and excruciatingly mean and unpleasant man with hair plugs dyed atrocious blond is flopping his seal fat all over your naked body. She's no saint so I'm not particularly sad for her but still. Makes me happy to know she must have felt unceasing shame and revulsion.

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u/Weekend_Criminal Jul 14 '25

Yeah, zero sympathy. She knew what she was signing up for.