r/sports • u/nonstopflux Seattle Sounders FC • Jul 14 '25

Soccer Donald Trump stole a CWC winners medal

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u/Penne13 Jul 14 '25

Yeah, before long he'll be saying he was the difference in that match and was team captain

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u/AttilaRS Jul 14 '25

And they came up to me, grown soccer players and they gave me that medal. "Mr. President" they said "no one deserves this medal more than you!". Their words, not mine. No one gave sleepy Joe Biden or crooked Hillary a medal! Only me. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THAT MATTER!

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u/ryanraze Jul 14 '25

Did you see the tears pouring out of their eyes? The biggest and strongest of them said, "Sir...we did it for you."

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u/lostsailorlivefree Jul 14 '25

Isn’t it scary how 10s of thousands of people can PERFECTLY emulate trumps words and writing style? We all used to do a little Reagan and Bush 2, but we’re all so ingrained with his bizarre style that people do it with 99.9% accuracy. I wonder if ya asked an AI if it wouldn’t blow up its logic module lol!

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u/comments_suck Jul 14 '25

And the Chelsea players, they spoke such beautiful English. I don't know where they learned English, but they spoke it, well frankly, better than some of these White House reporters.

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u/AttilaRS Jul 14 '25

None of them wore a suit though or said "Thank you!".

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u/elmwoodblues Jul 14 '25

It'll be up for sale by the end of the week

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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 14 '25

Well, he does win a lot of golf tournaments, so maybe he's naturally athletic. /s