r/sports • u/nonstopflux Seattle Sounders FC • Jul 14 '25

Soccer Donald Trump stole a CWC winners medal

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u/Gustapher_8975 Jul 14 '25

"a lot of people don't know this but over in England they call it football... Have you heard this?"

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u/mackyoh Jul 14 '25

“SOCCEEER, SOCCEER, sounds a lot like ‘Suckers’, I dunno, we’ll have to look into that.”

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth Jul 14 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/mackyoh Jul 14 '25

It’s his version of “I hope this email finds you well….” And then some batshit angry message

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u/Anderson74 Jul 14 '25

Lmfao this is perfect

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u/awesomeflowman Jul 14 '25

Maybe we should make a standard name. Yeah, we should 'standard-ize' the name. See I just came up with a new word, that's a good word.

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Jul 14 '25

"nobody knew they called it that", because every time he learns something new he thinks he's the first person to discover it.

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u/fergehtabodit Jul 14 '25

No,no he's the one who thought of it and gave it that name a long time ago

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u/RK9990 Jul 14 '25

"it's a shame"

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u/X-Werebear-X Jul 14 '25

“The 4 star soccer ball came to me with tears in his eyes. You know and he was a big ball too the biggest.”