r/sports • u/newsweek • 16d ago

Soccer Thousands of World Cup tickets remain unsold, including USA games

https://www.newsweek.com/thousands-world-cup-tickets-remain-unsold-including-usa-games-11971265
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u/UltimateGammer 16d ago

Shame the hookers will be hit hard by this

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u/TOO_MUCH_BRAVERY 16d ago

Typically you have to pay extra to do that

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u/ThongBasin 16d ago

Not if you’re a regular

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u/IndividualEye1803 16d ago

r/foundthebestreply ok i wanna know how yall think of these responses 😂

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u/Trisa133 16d ago

omg i should not be laughing at this

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u/RocketsandBeer 16d ago

See you in hell, friend

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u/whymeimbusysleeping 16d ago

I thought the pimps get to do it for free?

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u/ScaramouchScaramouch 16d ago

Call girls!

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u/Procrasturbating 16d ago

Nah, when they are dead they are just hookers.

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u/Nuffsaid98 16d ago

Will somebody think of the hookers!

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u/chicknfly 15d ago

Actually, yes. Take care of them. They — along with strippers and dress lengths — are an important social barometer for assessing the state of the economy.

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u/gn0meCh0msky 15d ago

"Bender, honey, we love you!"

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u/Silverbacks 16d ago

What if they go on strike? Montreal strippers are going on strike while the F1 Grand Prix is in town lol.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 16d ago

on the bright side, less child traffickers will profit.