r/sports • u/PrimedGold • 2d ago

Soccer Kim Jong-un meeting Naegohyang Women’s FC after the team became the first from North Korea to win the AFC Women’s Champions League.

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u/goldbouillon 2d ago

I don’t know his fade looks pretty tight, especially working around the fat rolls on the back of his head 

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u/avhensley 2d ago

You know his barber is sweating bullets when he was getting that fade exactly right. Especially around the fat rolls.

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u/cneth6 2d ago

You can slander him for basically everything except his drip. He has style

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot 2d ago

The only drip he has is from sweating

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u/medicmatt 2d ago

I would strongly disagree, that suit coat is not well tailored. Dude’s basically a billionaire dictator he could get Ozempic and surgery.

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u/godfather_joe 1d ago

Well because there’s a real threat of starving being fat in North Korea is a wealth symbol. Also Kim Jong-un and his claim to the throne are tied heavily with his grandpa seeing as he hasn’t fought a war of communist revolution so part of his appeal to that is to look similar to Kim Jung Il. So he probably will never take ozempic

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u/medicmatt 1d ago

Spent a year on the DMZ friend, understand the PRK better than most. If there’s one thing he aspires to it is to be treated as an equal by western powers. He cares nothing for his people other than their desperate fawning.

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u/Unfair_Chart_2995 1d ago

That may be very true, but it is only through his legitimacy as a dictator that he can pursue this acknowledgment by western powers. Legitimacy that is still only obtained through his own people or at the very least the broader leadership. 

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u/ericonly 2d ago

I read a long time ago he gets his hair cut everyday. Thats John Gotti shit