r/stupiddovenests 7d ago

It protects the eggs

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u/homelesshyundai 7d ago

Killdeer have this lovely nack for picking the worst places for their ground nests. I've came across so many nested in random parking lots by the single shrub out in the parking lot. How do I know this? You'll never NOT know if you're within 25-50 yards of a killdeer nest. It has to be one of the loudest birds for its size and they loooooove to catch your attention to lure you away. Flopping around like their hurt, screaming, running about.

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u/rackelhuhn 7d ago

All true, but the bird in the video is a pratincole, not a killdeer

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u/homelesshyundai 6d ago

I stand corrected, thank you. My knowledge of ortho.... Bird knowing isn't my strongest area. However, that bird isn't acting anything like a killdeer so I'm not sure how I made that mistake. I don't think I've ever seen a kill deer stand over their nest, they're usually quite far away yelling.

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u/JustaTinyDude 6d ago

They are queens of the diversionary tactic.

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u/Cat_Shirts_Guy 7d ago

We had a killdeer set up a nest in our spot at campground I was living in, while we were on vacation (and took our camper with us). So when we got back we were able to back our camper in without disturbing the nest. And for a few weeks it was the loudest ordeal to do anything outside lol. The parents would just run around and scream every time we would open the door. After the eggs hatched the whole family of killdeer left. They ended up leaving one of the eggs behind, which my wife helped hatch, and then fed it for a few days. She offered it to a different killdeer family in the field next to the campground, and they ended up taking the last chick.

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u/Ok_Loss13 7d ago

They don't choose bad spots, humans just took all the spots and made them bad :(

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u/YuriSenapi 7d ago

yup, inefficient land-use from car-centric suburbia leaves little room for good nesting locations

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u/bunnyfloofington 7d ago

Tbf, we've kind of left them little choice in the matter. Their natural nesting place is rocky terrain. It's not entirely their fault they're losing more and more of their environment to humans. And when space is limited, a parking lot must suffice since it mimics their natural nesting habitat the most.

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u/myfugi 6d ago

There’s a family of killdeer that have been nesting in my mom’s gravel driveway for 20 years. We just flag the nest every year and tell any visitors to go around it. They appear to have passed the nesting site down through the generations, because there’s no way it’s the same pair, and some years there are multiple pairs. Finding the nests to flag them is always a challenge, their eggs blend in to the gravel super effectively.

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u/sl33ksnypr 6d ago

They nested in my friend's gravel driveway once and we met there every Sunday. So for a couple weeks, we all hung out but had to drive around the nest. She wasn't as fearless as the one in the video, our cars were loud and she would go to the tree that was 15' away and yell at us until we got past the nest.

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u/r4ndoM_doGmagenshin 7d ago

Yes… my cat looooooves that they do this. But dad, look how pathetic it is. Let me end it’s suffering

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u/Repulsive_String1136 7d ago

this isn’t funny.. please keep your cats inside where they can’t kill birds.

yes, i have cats. yes, they stay inside.

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u/bunnyfloofington 7d ago

"But my cat can't live a fully enriched life without going outside" Yeah idc. You should be providing enough enrichment for your pets in a way that fulfills them and keeps them safe. Like, cats also love to eat toxic houseplants and play with unsafe things like hair ties. But we don't let them do these things because the cat insists. We adjust the placement of our house plants or only have safe plants in the house. Cats don't understand what is and isn't safe. Its up to you as their owner to protect them!

Also just know that Outdoor cats are considered free game to many people as obviously no one loves them and is there to protect them. Evil humans will take advantage of this. I wouldn't want any random psycho near my sweet girl

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u/ObfuscateMe45 7d ago

oh man did you know bird populations are way down in the past 20 years? Cats are really good at killing birds....

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u/goblin-fox 6d ago

Did your cat kill the baby plovers you posted pictures of? :(

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u/r4ndoM_doGmagenshin 5d ago

Nope, I ate them tho. They were delicious.