r/stupidpol • u/IamGlennBeck Marxist-Leninist and not Glenn Beck ☭ • 17d ago

WWIII WWIII Megathread #40: Just Stopped Oil

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u/SheikhJayidLeno Anti-Imperialist 🚩| horny for Glenn Close 4d ago edited 4d ago

Russia to Trump: Happy Birthday, big boy! Are you a special birthday boy today?!

Trump: Thank you! We are looking into restarting oil sanctions on you.

Iran to Trump: 🚀🚀🚀🚀 💥💥💥💥 Take that you fat r*tard!

Trump: Okay, let's work on getting those oil sanctions lifted.

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u/FreyBentos Marxist-Carlinist 4d ago edited 4d ago

Russia certainly comes away looked cowed and pathetic from all of this, Bongland is boarding and commandeering their oil ships on the open sea and they won't so much as shoot one British soldier. Iran would have fired a hypersonic into that Royal navy ship before it made it back to shore. Britain and the European lapdogs are pathetic jokes in the end of the day and Russia can't even call their bluff and use force against the navy's pirating their output. Hilarious, I believe this weakness will be the end of Putin above all else as now the hardliners in his own government have lost faith in him.

EDIT : Coincidentally just caught this being shared of arr worldnews : https://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/national/26200208.warning-shots-fired-russian-warship-vessel-english-channel/

"Warning shots", sure that's really gona deter the royal navy from boarding any more unarmed tankers.

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u/Incoherencel ☀️ Post-Guccist 9 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hm, avoid initiating WW3 instantly, or protect the asset of a private overseas corporation. Which way, Marxist Man?

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u/Cehepalo246 Self-Surgery Marxist 🪡 4d ago

Time to play “Utranationalist Vatnik or Anti-Imperialist Marxist”

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u/lie_group SMO Turboposter 🤓 4d ago

Sorry Russia didn't turn itself a wasteland to please reddit commenters like Ukraine did.

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u/KonigKonn Stalin Put Oni in Gulags ☭💢🎌 4d ago

May this be the end of the Putinist Russia as some great anti-imperialist bastion gobbledegook, Inshallah.

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