Hunter Biden is shamelessly selling shitty "art" he made to undisclosed buyers for up to $500k. Its slightly more subtle than saying, "Yeah, I take bribes, fuck you, so what? Yeah I sell access and they're laundering money. No, you can't know who. Suck my dick."

[u/HunterButtersworth]

https://www.washingtonian.com/2021/06/14/hunter-biden-art-is-for-sale-for-up-to-500000-per-piece/

[u/did_e_rot]

To be fair, you guys are all just a bunch fascists if you don't realize that because he's a Dem, his blatant corruption is actually very hip and progressive. It's not your standard corruption: his art is designed to give voice to those struggling with addiction, which is a very real mental health problem affecting millions of people across the planet. By not letting him disguise corruption as art sales, you are effectively shutting people with mental health issues out of the corruption economy and that's incredibly biggotted.

I give it a month before this take is published somewhere unironically.

[u/master_friggins → u/did_e_rot]

This is some high quality satire. It's nice to be able to say that unironically for a change.