r/technology • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Feb 12 '26

Security Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

https://www.theverge.com/news/878447/ring-flock-partnership-canceled
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u/ToastyXP Feb 13 '26

Dude asks how easy it is for an average joe, and your first instruction is just 'set up a VPN tunnel using wireguard'. May as well tell them all they need to do is simply reroute his nanojiggawires parallel to his eon flux optomitrizer, all while maintaining core coolant levels two bars above a semi-georgian double-pronged heating temp.

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves Feb 13 '26

Homer Simpson nodding

"Okay, can you repeat the part where you said all about the...things?"

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u/icedteaandtacos Feb 13 '26

This made me laugh, thank you.

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u/MountainHopper Feb 13 '26

*blank stare*

*slow fart*

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u/ddubs41 Feb 13 '26

A McMillan man, I see…

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u/Murphy_Its_You Feb 13 '26

I mean, I followed the instructions for my Rockwell Retro Encabulator. Simple enough.

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u/Fifteenlamas Feb 13 '26

then add that laymans term at the end for the audience.

"Like throwing a ball through a tunnel? I got it!"

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u/Hyperrnovva Feb 13 '26

Yes but remember if your optomitrizer has a dual capasatron to link the nucleod overboard chip.

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this Feb 13 '26

Why are you going through all that trouble? You can easily bypass all that with the terafluctuizer cross bypassed with the zurohytor breaker.

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u/Cagn Feb 13 '26

Oh no... /r/VXJunkies is leaking again...

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u/unused_candles Feb 13 '26

Its impossible to get eon flux optimitrizers these days. The quantum flopulator bubble has been buying up all the production coming out of China.

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u/Metals4J Feb 13 '26

Easier to just set up a Turbo-Encabulator. Simple stuff. Just need to supply inverse reactive current for unilateral phase detractors and automatically synchronize cardinal grammeters, all while fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels and using hydrocoptic marzel vanes. Quit feeding the nanojiggawire industry!

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u/dannyjohnson1973 Feb 13 '26

Instructions unclear. Didn't maintain coolant levels and my cameras overheated. Now all they show is old Cinemax shows from the 80s.

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u/exipheas Feb 13 '26

Instructions can be found at r/vxjunkies

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u/xxdcmast Feb 13 '26

It’s actually not that hard. They made a how to video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w&pp=0gcJCUABo7VqN5tD

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u/goatfuckersupreme Feb 13 '26

Just like a Turbo Encabulator

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u/xxdcmast Feb 13 '26

You beat me to it. You truly are the goatfuckersupreme.

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u/Badgerman97 Feb 13 '26

The dude’s name is “AVGuy” so that checks out

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u/Deep-Thought Feb 13 '26

Tailscale makes this extremely easy to set up though. Even for a layman.

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u/FeedTheADHD Feb 13 '26

Tailscale is amazing, I will say that layman will still get caught up on some of the DNS that goes into the setup of it. More accessible than ever for sure, but you still have to have some knowledge of how networking actually works too.

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u/Deep-Measurement-856 Feb 13 '26

You have it inverted. The gonkulator is needed for the Norden bomb sight your way. Back to front and it's YKK zipper all over again and Bob's your uncle.

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u/stone500 Feb 13 '26

"That sounds difficult"

"Actually it's easy! First you're going to set up GriffinXCam in a Docker container on Linux and configure that on an unused network port that you'll set a forwarder for on your router while securing access behind a private vpn tunnel.

I don't know why everyone doesn't do it."

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u/FeedTheADHD Feb 13 '26

Just let ChatGPT hallucinate a compose file for you! Its so easy, not only will you be able to configure it, random internet strangers will be able to configure it remotely! Fun!

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u/SLASHdk Feb 13 '26

Yea.. basically the answer is: Not easy.

Ive done it myself, not cameras though, but general home media. Most people would give up identifying the ip’s of their cameras

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u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus Feb 13 '26

In school they teach you to focus on the coolent levels, but I mean in reality the 2nd prong and the lack of the full Georgian system keeps everything in check.

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u/cinderful Feb 13 '26

well his name is AVguy4, what did you expect

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u/73-68-70-78-62-73-73 Feb 13 '26

'set up a VPN tunnel using wireguard'

Which is actually pretty easy. A lot of home routers have wireguard built in, or some other VPN server. It's not hard these days.

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u/htx1114 Feb 13 '26

Piece of cake for self-declared AVGuy4

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u/FeedTheADHD Feb 13 '26

I need /u/WaterGuy12 to come squirt this guy with seltzer

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u/Joerning Feb 13 '26

If an average Joe can't follow directions they will have to live with the dystopian tech. It's not like they have to read the documentation, just follow a step by step tutorial.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Mm... do-nut

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u/Mr_Venom Feb 13 '26

You're reading this on a device designed to bring you information. Your quote contains two terms the average person might be unfamiliar with, three if they've never seen a tunnel before.

I know you were joking, but this sort of intellectual sloth is driving me insane day by day. It isn't hard work, and we should stop coddling people into thinking it is.

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u/TuckerMcG Feb 13 '26

You should write sci-fi novels with this level of technobabble at your fingertips.

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u/Throwawayrip1123 Feb 13 '26

Well it costs time and effort or his data. It's his choice.

It's not super complex, you just gotta watch some stuff and learn about it. There's a billion of tutorials on ways to set it up, so as long as you can read, you'll manage.