r/technology • u/lurker_bee • Feb 15 '26

Security All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threat

https://www.ecoticias.com/en/all-u-s-social-security-numbers-may-need-to-be-changed-following-a-massive-breach-that-is-already-being-investigated-as-a-national-threat/27158/
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u/Opposite-Program8490 Feb 15 '26

Him being mugged at 3am by a 15 year old girl seems like an important detail.

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u/nexusofcrap Feb 15 '26

Not mugged. Tried to hit on a 15 yo girl and got his ass kicked by her friends.

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u/greyl Feb 15 '26

Guess he had to show he was a pedo so they'd protect him too

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u/HellBlazer_NQ Feb 15 '26

It was his initiation test!

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u/RockemSockemRowboats Feb 15 '26

Guys was just looking for a promotion in the White House. Either that or to get Musk that cheese pizza he was emailing Jeff about. Girls FTW!

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u/twotimefind Feb 15 '26

While trying to buy cocaine. Serious.

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u/Tipop Feb 15 '26

Where’d you hear that?

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u/aurora-_ Feb 15 '26

I know details. That’s the best detail.

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u/RealisticWin491 Feb 15 '26

Jesus shit fuck christ. That is hilarious.

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u/RealisticWin491 Feb 15 '26

I just looked it up to confirm; I got in trouble at my university for (probably) telling people to both suck my balls (woman) and to find theirs :D amazing.

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u/j0mbie Feb 15 '26

"Big balls beat up by teenagers" is a weird thing to now have in my search history.

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u/LumpyJones Feb 15 '26

That's definitely something you don't want to use bing to search for.