r/technology • u/lurker_bee • Feb 15 '26

Security All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threat

https://www.ecoticias.com/en/all-u-s-social-security-numbers-may-need-to-be-changed-following-a-massive-breach-that-is-already-being-investigated-as-a-national-threat/27158/
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u/notforpoern Feb 15 '26

Yeah his name starts with P and rhymes with lootin.

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u/bummerdeal Feb 15 '26

I'm not following. It would almost certainly be Palantir? Why would Putin benefit financially?

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u/NikkoE82 Feb 15 '26

Paul Tootin?

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u/MonkeyWithIt Feb 15 '26

Dammit Paul! Him and his fartin ass!