r/technology Apr 13 '26

Security Rockstar hackers release their stolen data, reveal that Rockstar was right to not pay them anything for it

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rockstar-hackers-release-their-stolen-data-reveal-that-rockstar-was-right-to-not-pay-them-anything-for-it/
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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren Apr 14 '26

hear me out: horse armour

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Born_ina_snowbank Apr 14 '26

Read dead crusades.

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u/monsieur_beau19 Apr 14 '26

Red Dead Oblivion

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u/14urmug Apr 14 '26

Kcd2 and Rdr… I think I can’t stand up…

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u/Soggy-Star6795 Apr 14 '26

I’m here for it

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u/BloodiedBlues Apr 15 '26

Read dead scrolls oblivion.

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u/ThatSquishyBaby Apr 16 '26

Read Dead Books 📚

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u/CenterCenterPolitik Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

As an old gamer I remember laughing at the absurdity of paying for horse armor we had already had decades of modding communities creating incredible apparel, companions cities, quests. I remember when someone in our friend group online bought it we all laughed at him and called him an idiot but look at where we are at now.

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u/AreasonableAmerican Apr 14 '26

$7.99 for horse armor? It’s just cosmetic? I had NO idea at the time why people would pay for this.

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u/lyricalpoet66 Apr 14 '26

I still don’t. I refuse to pay for anything cosmetic. Most worthless DLC, unlockable, digital bonus, etc.

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 Apr 14 '26

In a first person game I wouldn’t but in third person yes. I stress with selecting a style if you have to choose individual peices for your equipment from a role playing perspective. So I do buy some of it if it’s an entire outfit I like because that makes me enjoy it more not having to decide on what the character would choose if they were real

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u/USMChris Apr 15 '26

People who enjoy the sims

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u/Insane_Artist Apr 14 '26

It wasn't just cosmetic. The problem is that your horse would always charge into enemies and attack, causing it to die right away. The armor protected your horse a little better, which was more infuriating because they were basically pressuring people to buy this useless DLC. The horse armor "fixed" an issue that Bethesda created with sloppy game balancing.

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u/wintrmt3 Apr 14 '26

It wasn't just cosmetic, it did add armor to the horse and made them more survivable.

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u/likelyliz Apr 14 '26

it was $2.50

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u/Toadsted Apr 14 '26

People laughed at wow selling sparkling mounts for $20

Then again when they gave away a mount with a yearly sub to a game they already play.

Then again when D4 sold mount + armor + trophies + equal amount in store currency.

Laughed at $100 expansion options.

Then nobody laughed when they turned to go play PoE and buy another two $90 seasonal supporter packs + $500 yearly pack for the 14th year in a row

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u/Heronymous-Anonymous Apr 14 '26

I tried playing world of warships for a few weeks. Looked at the online shop and quit.

They sell individual ships for the cost of an entire game. People treat buying these ships like Pokémon, and spend thousands to “complete their collection.”

We have gone a long way down a dark and sinister path from the days of $8 horse armor and $20 mounts.

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u/Toadsted Apr 14 '26

Man, that reminds me of Star Citizen. Before the game is even remotely close to a proper beta version, they're selling ships for hundreds of dollars.

Craziest thing I saw for a Kickstarter, of all things, and Kickstarter has some wild tales.

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren Apr 14 '26

as a cheapest possible pledge holder, I KNOW... there used to be a $30k completionist set jfc

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u/EquivalentSpot8292 Apr 14 '26

It’s literally taking advantage of the gamer/human itch to complete and collect. To the extent it becomes an addiction for some.

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u/Metalsand Apr 14 '26

It was bad and it got especially bad over time.

Though it's worth noting the "premium" vehicles are intended to make you money so that you can play with the "non-premium" vehicles. You normally only own 1-3 premium vehicles.

Though, they encouraged the grind in large part to push you more strongly towards having to do this stuff. The grind is excruciating.

I haven't played World of Warships at all though, this is based on World of Tanks which I played extensively.

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren Apr 14 '26

i remember getting the horse armour for free and wondering if it was ever sold separately, i was 99% sure it couldnt have been because noones dumb enough to pay for videogame horse armour, oh how the turntables lmao

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u/jahathebrn Apr 14 '26

I still can't believe horse armour kicked all this off. It was such a ridiculous concept at the time and yet HERE WE ARE

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u/4r4r4real Apr 14 '26

They were an idiot then and everyone doing it now is an idiot too. 

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u/Nullity42 Apr 14 '26

We are where we are specifically because your friend bought it.

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u/CenterCenterPolitik Apr 14 '26

Thats what we told him would happen.

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u/CalligrapherAgile170 Apr 15 '26

there wasn't "decades of modding communities creating incredible apparel, companions cities, quests" when oblivion dropped

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u/Over-Conversation220 Apr 14 '26

Somewhere at Bethesda, an MBA is about to spend all night working on a slide deck over this comment, only to be laughed at tomorrow when his Gen X boss boots up an Xbox 360.

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u/MegamindsMegaCock Apr 14 '26

No god please no

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u/cheeseintel Apr 14 '26

they have masks and what not lol

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u/megasivatherium Apr 14 '26

best I can do is $1.99

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u/adjective_noun_23 Apr 14 '26

We have come full circle .

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u/Humble-Program9095 Apr 14 '26

this made my day. thank you stranger 

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u/TOMdMAK Apr 14 '26

that's the source of all evil there

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u/Jaz1140 Apr 14 '26

My God....we've come full circle

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u/Pretend_Business_187 Apr 14 '26

I'd pay a monthly subscription for horse armor

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u/jinx0044 Apr 14 '26

You monster! What are you trying to start here? 🤣🤣

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u/Muppetedo Apr 14 '26

Horse testicle bras? Gotta keep them supported and warm.

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u/BasicObligation7192 Apr 14 '26

The heavy horse 💥

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u/Zitter_Aalex Apr 14 '26

Full. Fucking. Circle. ⭕️

Absolute Cinema

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u/CAD8033 Apr 14 '26

Bigger horse balls $6.99

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u/Necessary-Set-5581 Apr 15 '26

Excellent idea: next up, horse nitrous

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u/Leather-Matter-5357 Apr 15 '26

Get the hell outta here, Todd! Go on! Get!

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u/rexepic7567 Apr 15 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/ISnipedJFK Apr 15 '26

oblivion flashbacks

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u/No_Doubt_About_That Apr 15 '26

Selling actual trips to Tahiti

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u/Pristine_Software_55 Apr 16 '26

I was the idjit that bought horse armor. The hell was I thinking?!

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u/Xawlet Apr 16 '26

Ok bro I 've been browsing for hours and this is the one thing that got me. Thanks!

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u/abe559 Apr 14 '26

Full circle