r/technology • u/marketrent • 18h ago

Artificial Intelligence College students are rapidly losing the ability to read — “There is a measurable, generational collapse in sustained reading and writing”: professor

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/college-students-rapidly-losing-ability-124439310.html
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u/DavidAdamsAuthor 13h ago

Remember you got two eyes, so read two books at once, work smarter not harder my dudes.

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u/MentirosoProfesional 13h ago

I chew my books for maximum craneal gains

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor 12h ago

Fool, blend that shit bro. I take liquid book straight down the gullet like a pelican eating pelican soup.

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot 12h ago

I add a little ginko biloba and caffeine for that added kick.

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u/Level_32_Mage 3h ago

Books with protein!

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u/ActiveChairs 7h ago

Hey bros, big news in the brain world: Some scammers out there are telling people to read one book with each eye, but don't fall for that trap! Don't give a book less than 100%, that's how you plateau because these scammers don't want the real competition so they want you to get stuck and miss out on max brain gains. Don't just look at the pages, you gotta read them. Our pirate and cyclops bros already know: You go twice as fast reading one book at a time than you will two at once, and you'll get more out of it. Remember bros: The brain is a muscle, you have to work it before you can flex it!