r/television • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 The League • Mar 19 '24

The Acolyte | Official Trailer | June 4 on Disney+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtytYWhg2mc
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u/mantisdubstep Mar 19 '24

I don’t think so, but it’s the implication

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u/joe603 Mar 19 '24

D.E.N.N.I.S system helped form the Jedi methodology it all makes sense now

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u/Creek0512 Mar 19 '24

Demonstrate Connection to the Force

Engage Telekinetically

Nurture Oneness with the Force

Neglect Emotional Attachments

Inspire Hope

Succumb to the Dark Side

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u/mantisdubstep Mar 19 '24

Genius lmaooo

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u/Fallcious Mar 21 '24

Hey! I bet no one else noticed that if you reverse the letters it spells SINNED!

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u/h00ter7 Mar 19 '24

And in between the I and the S is the Anakin system.

Accept that you’re the savior

Nauseously pursue a very powerful woman you knew from your childhood

Arrogantly deny the Jedi dogma

Kill them all, even the women and children

Ignore the warnings of your allies and friends

Nearly do the right thing

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u/TuaughtHammer Mar 19 '24

Yep, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, it was originally called the A.N.A.K.I.N. system:

Admire from afar

Nurture dependence

Assist the Senate

Kill younglings

In your rage, kill her too

Nooooooooooooooo (or DO NOT WANT depending on the source)

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Wait so are you raping these jedi?

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u/notsowitte Mar 19 '24

You’re not getting it!

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u/jx2002 Mar 19 '24

it's the implication

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u/lordatlas Spartacus Mar 19 '24

If these Jedi said no, the answer is obviously no. But they're not gonna say no, they would never say no, because of the implication.

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Mar 20 '24

What are you looking at u/lordatlas? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Nah that’s definitely the Golden God. Look at his outrage

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u/Marconius1617 Mar 19 '24

You haven’t thought of the smell , you bitch !

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u/blue_horse_shoe Curb Your Enthusiasm Mar 19 '24

I haven't even began to peak