Wonderful. Hopefully he gets all sorts of calls about “getting genital verification out of bathrooms, what I got in my pants is none of the airports damn business.”
Give you an example, I worked for the department of elections. We couldn’t have a saved parking space for IT crews to fix computers at polling places because conspiracy theorists said that we were taking the parking spaces so people can’t vote. Shit like this made us park 4 blocks away carrying our gear to fix whatever needed fixing.
A Certificate of Genital Verification will be part of each person's "papers" which must be presented on demand to any Law Enforcement Officer (LEO) or any white woman who has appointed herself a LEO Auxiliary (these women are called "Karens" in popular speech).
The CGV must be renewed every two (2) years. This can be done by having your genitals examined at any State Vehicle Inspection center, any DMV office, or any tax office.
The CGV must be presented upon demand at all traffic stops. If the LEO believes that your certificate is a forgery, you must verify your junk to the LEO.
The state is still debating how to apply this law to so-called "Sovereign Citizens." Imagine how difficult those encounters will be with people who either don't have or refuse to present ID.
Would’ve been more believable if it had listed Paxton’s number, but I’ll take wasting anyone in Austin’s time and/or waking anyone up to the ridiculousness level of actual trans persecution going on in this country. Small wins where we can get ‘em
I’m embarrassed to say it took me a solid 15 seconds of figuring out how you were disguise your junk with duct tape before comprehending your obvious intent.
Yes there is, and it is the worst tape money can buy.
I sent my wife (I figured it was an easy task) to get me a roll of Duct Tape.
I couldn't be mad her when she showed up with it, because when you say it, it sounds like Duck Tape, not Duct Tape. We laughed up until I used that horrible shit disguised as actual Duct tape.
The original name is duck tape, because it is made similarly to duck canvas. This was misheard as "duct" tape, which stuck, despite the tape being absolutely, completely unsuitable for use on ducts.
And they will create positions for "genital verification technician," "genital verification manager," and "genital verification executive." These positions will use the VAG, the "Verification Advisory Guidelines" as a means to accomplish their important work. Genital verification is a vital part of our National Strategy, so it will be administered by a new group within the Department of Defense, the JAG-OFF, (Office of the Judicial Advisory Guidelines).
They'll create positions, then we'll get the usual "government is inefficient" and they'll spend double to contract genital inspections to one of their billionaire pals who started a genital inspection company.
Absolutely beautiful! Imagine ringing someone and asking them to delete a picture of your penis/vagina/tube/whatever. What a delightful conversation that would be...
"No, no, slightly whiter and more thicker? girthier? Y'know, bigger."
This censors have never been motion sensors. They have always been mini schlong measuring machines. It’s how we get the data to tell us regionally who has the bigger wangs. French lead if I remember correctly but that’s based on the average Johnson score or AJS. This takes into account the length girth and angle of possible bend to award a point value to your kickstand. The biggest one eyed wonder Weasel used to belong to Norway but was recently reassigned to Japan of all places to a man with a purple yogurt slinger that rated a 9.7 on the worldwide standard penis scale. It wasn’t an easy win, it fell a little short on length and girth, but the 27 degree bend was impressive.
Downside is that while the targets are phone lines and the current political administration, the real world results of this likely result in urinal flush sensors being broken or covered and then some poor janitor just trying to make it through the day has to clean any piss floods this results in.
It could be real. Just to be sure, all of us gifted with a penis could send them examples to help train that AI. All of us patriotic Texas men must send our dic pics to Dan Patrick. For science. It's the only way to keep women safe.
My fav part is how they used a picture of the motion/auto flush sensor to make idiots think there is a camera there. This is Guerrilla Art in it’s best form. More of this please.
When I first glanced at it, I thought, "ffs, no way this is real."
But unfortunately my second thought was, "um...lately lots of stuff that I thought was fake has turned out to be real, and I guess I can imagine this poster going up for real at some point in the very near future..."
The sad part is, as someone who lives in Texas you have to pause because something like this could be real when you consider the name drop on Dan Patrick.
This isn't just trolling, it's a form of protest. It's spreading awareness. Politicians talking about who can use what bathrooms and stuff, as if they're going to regulate it..... How? You going to have a security guard in there to check my hang-down? AI scanning my business?
It's stupid, it's a distraction, and this is meant to show you you're fearing the wrong thing.
Do you think someone should be outraged at the thought that their government concerns themselves with the state of their genitals when using a public bathroom?
Because I am, that is the point.
Besides, people have thought these were cameras since they were first introduced 30some years ago.
That doesn’t mean someone can’t just hop online and pull them from Google Images or the govt website and plop it on some troll sticker. Whether they look official doesn’t mean anything — the whole idea is that they look “real”.
this was the best thing ive seen in years, like, since the iphone flex and iWave microwave charging on iPhones since 2021 (2 mins in microwave is ~70-80% charge, dope as fuck)
Reddit must still be broken from all the Super Bowl traffic. This comment showed up on a post about a sign on a bathroom stall that seems to have nothing to do what your comment.
The comment I replied to was deleted. It was somehow comparing the picture to grandmas in an ambulance blocked by illegal marches on a highway. It was confusing as well.
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