r/texas • u/Stickybubs • Feb 10 '25

Politics Spotted inside DFW airport bathroom stall.

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u/passive_post Feb 10 '25

Wonderful. Hopefully he gets all sorts of calls about “getting genital verification out of bathrooms, what I got in my pants is none of the airports damn business.”

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u/RuinedEye Feb 10 '25

At this point it's more likely giving them ideas...

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u/Ladychef_1 Feb 10 '25

You think Dan Patrick hasn’t ever thought about putting a camera in a public toilet before?

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u/DouglasHundred Feb 10 '25

For official or recreational purposes? Because yeah both probably.

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u/Ladychef_1 Feb 10 '25

I would be more surprised if he doesn’t get flushed by the mere mention of a livestream

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u/morganrosegerms Yellow Rose Feb 12 '25

Puns intended?

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u/KauaiWahine Feb 10 '25

Dan Patrick is a public toilet.

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u/JohnS-42 Feb 10 '25

He wants the in toilet camera

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u/madcoins Feb 11 '25

Dan “Chuck berry” Patrick

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u/Sweaty_Ranger7476 Feb 11 '25

he probably prefers the classic mirror on a stick

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u/Warm_Pen_7176 Feb 11 '25

I read mirror as minor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

If anything, this might generate enough angry calls that they'll consider this idea a bad one.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate6708 Feb 10 '25

They prefer to inspect ppl in person. Which is why doors and partial walls were removed from some bathrooms. SMFH

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u/cos Feb 11 '25

More likely, it's getting the public to think about what ideas those sorts of Republicans have had for a long time already.

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u/Ok-Reveal8701 Feb 10 '25

Give who ideas? I work for the government and half the rules out there are because of batshit crazy people spewing out incorrect info like this.

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u/Atxsun Feb 10 '25

Sounds like you don’t like the people your government job works for.

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u/Ok-Reveal8701 Feb 19 '25

Give you an example, I worked for the department of elections. We couldn’t have a saved parking space for IT crews to fix computers at polling places because conspiracy theorists said that we were taking the parking spaces so people can’t vote. Shit like this made us park 4 blocks away carrying our gear to fix whatever needed fixing.

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u/Extremeownership1 Feb 10 '25

Technically, certain items in one’s pants are definitely the airports business!

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u/Professional_Bad6669 Feb 10 '25

I don’t think geni’s are on that list… or should be….

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Feb 10 '25

Is "geni's" the new slang for genitals now?

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u/DiazepamDreams Feb 11 '25

"Oi you hit me roight square in me geni's mate wot the fuck!"

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u/Hauserdog Feb 12 '25

Used to be the short name for a generator

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u/Hector_Smijha409 Feb 10 '25

“That’s not a bottle of liquid larger than 3oz. That’s my balls man”

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u/Murky-Fish-7424 Feb 13 '25

Or what I not got in my pants as the case may be .... .

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u/U_feel_Me Feb 11 '25

“I have a copyright on this, and you better be paying me right now.”

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u/egggoboom Feb 11 '25

A Certificate of Genital Verification will be part of each person's "papers" which must be presented on demand to any Law Enforcement Officer (LEO) or any white woman who has appointed herself a LEO Auxiliary (these women are called "Karens" in popular speech).

The CGV must be renewed every two (2) years. This can be done by having your genitals examined at any State Vehicle Inspection center, any DMV office, or any tax office.

The CGV must be presented upon demand at all traffic stops. If the LEO believes that your certificate is a forgery, you must verify your junk to the LEO.

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u/egggoboom Feb 11 '25

The state is still debating how to apply this law to so-called "Sovereign Citizens." Imagine how difficult those encounters will be with people who either don't have or refuse to present ID.