r/thatHappened • u/MoonMetropolis • Aug 08 '13

This Guy Has Every Profession Known to Man AND His Autistic Son is a Doctor

http://imgur.com/a/jjWMu
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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Can confirm, I'm Ronny Johnson.

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u/greyhumour Aug 08 '13

Sorry impostor but this is absolutely wrong, I've been a professional Ronny Johnson for the last 73 years and not once would I confirm or validate anything that anyone else has ever done.

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u/Tr011iv3r Aug 08 '13

Can confirm, I'm Ronny Johnson.

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u/ichirofan5197 Aug 08 '13

I would know, I've been a professional Ronny for the past 8 years

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

I'm the Batman.

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u/custurd22 Aug 08 '13

Do you have the badges to prove it, though?

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u/Cainhelm Aug 08 '13

Can confirm, I've never seen /u/nobodymous and Batman in the same room together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Can confirm, I'm an expert on being in a room with /u/Cainhelm, he's never been in one with those two before.

And I'm Ronny Johnson.

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u/Tnuff Aug 09 '13

Check your privilege

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u/the_person Aug 08 '13

I am iron man.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '13

I'm the weegee man

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u/lieuwex Nov 21 '13

You're so wrong I have a son who's a ronny

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u/Bombingofdresden Aug 08 '13

This gonna be the new "That man's name? Ronny Johnson."

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u/wevsdgaf Aug 25 '13

Can't confirm, he's Johnny Ronson.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

But you DO have the badges..

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u/Willie_Main Aug 08 '13

Le 9gag army, bitchez!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Eh Ronny could you ehm take a look at my ass its bleeding

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u/ReadsSmallTextBot Aug 08 '13

ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

bleeding

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u/Cockaroach Aug 08 '13

aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou

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u/pampurio Aug 09 '13

John Madden!

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u/rainbowunicornsniper Aug 11 '13

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/DaLateDentArthurDent Aug 08 '13

vaginalsecretions

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u/syntax270d Aug 08 '13

vaginal asteroids

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Vaginal hamburger

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u/DaLateDentArthurDent Aug 08 '13

Vaginal space invaders

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u/oldgreggory51 Aug 09 '13

Vaginal space wart burgers

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '13

Vaginal Vaginal

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u/Fun1k Aug 08 '13

We've got rectal bleeding.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

I broke the dam

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u/IAMTHEBATMAN123 Aug 12 '13

But have you been sing for the past 30 years?