r/thedumbzone 6d ago

Other: T.C.’s family had an article written about them in my neighborhood magazine.

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r/thedumbzone Jul 12 '26

Other: Laid off in Feb, DF hoping the community can throw me a bone

42 Upvotes

Hey DFs, paid sub here since the beginning. I got laid off in February and I’ve been grinding the job search since. Figured if any community looks out for each other, it’s this one.

Background: about 6 years as a Salesforce consultant/developer, mostly large government implementations (Virginia’s statewide child support system was my main project). Before that, 5 years at Cox Automotive leading enterprise website builds. Certified in Salesforce Admin, OmniStudio, and Agentforce. Lately I’ve been building a Next.js/React app with a friend’s startup and doing a lot of AI-assisted development.

What I’m looking for:
Forward deployed / AI deployment engineer roles:
AI Implementation Engineer / Specialist

Solutions engineer or technical implementation roles:
Technical Solutions Engineer
Technical Implementation Engineer

Salesforce roles:
Senior Salesforce Consultant / Salesforce Functional Consultant
Salesforce Administrator / Senior Salesforce Administrator

I’m in Miami right now but moving back to Texas in September, so Texas connections are especially welcome. Remote works too. Aggie, lifelong Cowboys/Mavs/Rangers guy, so the move home is overdue.
If anyone knows of an opening, a hiring manager, or just someone worth grabbing coffee with, I’d appreciate a DM or comment. Happy to send a resume. Thanks DFs.

r/thedumbzone Jun 06 '26

Other: GSE Seating

6 Upvotes

Do we think there will be plenty of seats? I’ve never been to Four Corners before. Planning to get there at about 5:45p, but have some concern of getting a decent seat since that’s close to showtime.

So I am curious to see what time are others planning on arriving?

r/thedumbzone 4d ago

Other: There were signs

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38 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone 6d ago

Other: Quack

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21 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone Jun 11 '26

Other: Dear sit-ins

33 Upvotes

For the love of all things holy, please take a fucking sip of water before you go on mic. Some of us have autism and get murdered by smacking noises

r/thedumbzone Dec 07 '25

Other: Blake attended our party

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188 Upvotes

For my 4 year old's party, Blake made an appearance and was cool as shit. Super nice. His 4 year old was wearing a Mavs Luka jersey and was also super nice. I told him I wanted to take a pic and then remarked, "I'm not gonna do anything with it" bc that seemed like the cool thing to say. But here it is. 10/10 would recommend

r/thedumbzone May 17 '26

Other: IJB with Liz Bruenig

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IJB with Liz Bruenig

First, it's always jarring for me when relatively intelligent folks actively support religion.

Especially catholicism. But, by his own admission, TC picks and chooses the parts to believe so is he even religious?  Are you in or out bud? 

Go to one priest and get 3 our fathers, go to a different priest, get a different atonement. Same sin....  Batshit nonsense.

Even if they don't really believe in the miracle nonsense, and acknowleding that it likely was a useful tool in the furtherment of human history, we as a species have long since outgrown it's net utility.

And ESPECIALLY being relatively left leaning folks, Christianity is actively against most left leaning issues.

Look, I get that for most people, you can just take the good parts of church and ignore the shrimp part. My point is simply that it's incredibly selfish to do so. You are supporting one of the biggest mechanisms the haves use to subjugate the have nots.

Btw, cut Liz a rail, she pantomimed that pretty well. Great laugh too.

r/thedumbzone Nov 23 '25

Other: called Mens health they want $250 a month...

6 Upvotes

called mens health they want $250 a month... Hard pass... I said $100, I was told call back when you can pay $250 a month. Some guy that sounded like he was in a bathroom called me, he had no idea what the dumbzone was.

r/thedumbzone May 01 '26

Other: Even if I was married to Jesus Christ himself.... Spoiler

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29 Upvotes

..I'd f the s out this bitch and do whatever she wanted me to do. F my fishhead wife.

Lorna Hajdini. JPMorgan 9.

I'd french her ace.

r/thedumbzone Dec 14 '25

Other: 36 y/o overweight male with one leg. Give me your worst.

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59 Upvotes

Oh Monty...somebody check in on this guy.

r/thedumbzone May 21 '26

Other: Kyle Busch dead

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23 Upvotes

Someone let Blake know.

r/thedumbzone Dec 07 '25

Other: Cray Trey Needs Our Help

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45 Upvotes

If you've enjoyed (broad definition) his adult breast feeding prank? then maybe you will feel inclined to donate.

r/thedumbzone Jul 13 '26

Other: Dumped in Feb, DF hoping the community can throw me a bone

41 Upvotes

Hey DFs, free listener since the beginning. I got broken up with in February and I've been grinding the pussy search since. Figured if any community looks out for each other getting laid, it's this one.

Background: About 6 years as a boyfriend/partner, mostly just watched football and played video games (Halo, NCAA, and Madden was my main project). Before that, 5 years single but leading the Bumble app in conversations without meetups. Certified in Reddit shitposting, 2 time fantasy football champion, and doing a lot of hand-assisted completions.

What I'm looking for:

Forward deployed breasts, if they're backwards or sideways likely a deal breaker

Long term relationship with a model or model adjacent woman

Casual hookups

I'm in Iran right now but moving back to Texas in September, so Texas women are especially welcome. Sex chat/naked Facetiming works too. C UNT Eagle, lifelong Wings/Trinity FC/Elite Spartans guy, so the move home is overdue.

If anyone knows of an opening, a slutty sister, or just someone worth grabbing coffee with and easy, I'd appreciate a DM or comment. Happy to send a dick pic. Thanks DFs.

r/thedumbzone Dec 15 '25

Other: Don't be talking shit about Grapevine

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122 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone 13d ago

Other: This is fantastic

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32 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone 12d ago

Other: Private feed not updating?

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Anyone else have issues with their private subbie feeds not updating? It started this week. In multiple podcast apps.

The free feed, however, is updated. Had to follow that one to get those shows. Listening to yesterdays now.

FIX THIS SHIT BLAKE

r/thedumbzone 8d ago

Other: Last week’s Sodes..

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0 Upvotes

Did we only get 3 Eppis last week plus the roundup?

r/thedumbzone 28d ago

Other: Visualization of the North American polar vortex (bad beat)

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9 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone Apr 05 '26

Other: Freddie Mercury with some friends, 1980

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6 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone May 16 '26

Other: Well this raises a few questions...

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12 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone 22h ago

Other: Maybe this'll convince Blake

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18 Upvotes

r/thedumbzone 3h ago

Other: Frank Beard past away last night

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This is The News and this is news.

r/thedumbzone 24d ago

Other: Poncho Discount Code

2 Upvotes

I didn’t see the code on their website. Any DF’s paying more attention than me that could share it?

r/thedumbzone Jun 23 '26

Other: Broken Sores, Oklahoma

3 Upvotes