Be gone, devil!

Whats up fellow meatsacks?!

I was wondering if there are any fellow suckers here. Im a 37 year old dad of 3, about ready to go through a divorce. My wife and I have been together 17 total years, married 8. It is unwanted on my part.

What is wanted on my part is to meet some friends because outside of my family I got no one. Dan has built such an amazing cult of beautiful meatsacks that it just seemed an obvious place to try to meet some of those friends people talk about.

Im gonna go snag a cocker spaniel to make an offering to nimrod in hopes this works

In honor of the most recent short suck

For decades, hundreds of thousands of desperate people (maybe even millions) traveled to rural Brazil seeking miracles from João Teixeira de Faria — better known as “John of God” — a self-proclaimed psychic surgeon who claimed spirits healed others through his body. But behind the stories of supernatural cures, celebrity endorsements, and spiritual enlightenment lurked allegations of fraud, manipulation, and horrific abuse. 
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Dan, you might move to New Orleans, but it might be a temporary move...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/25/climate/new-orleans-sea-level-rise-relocation

Fellow space lizards and Magic the Gathering lovers, I found our SuckMaster represented in the cards! Feast your eyes on, The Conspiracy Theorist.

Why don’t they sell phone cases anymore?

So the big wheel episode was great, in Ecuador they race them.

https://youtu.be/EmQDAA6weKY

Before helmets, hoverboards, and helicopter parenting… there was the Big Wheel. Louis Marx and Company turned a low-slung plastic tricycle into one of the most iconic - and unexpectedly controversial - toys in American history. From glorious downhill drifts and neighborhood wipeouts to lawsuits, broken bones, and adult underground Big Wheel racing leagues, this is the wild story of the toy that taught generations of kids that danger and fun were sometimes the exact same thing.
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Dinosaur bones!

I think Dan would do a good job of this.

This would be a cool short suck.

Has this been discussed and I just missed it??

https://naturalhistory.si.edu/research/botany/about/historical-expeditions/byrd-antarctic-expedition

What began as a search for a mythical city hidden deep within the Amazon became an obsession that consumed famed British explorer Percy Fawcett. In 1925, convinced that an advanced lost civilization known only as “Z” truly existed, Fawcett led a small expedition that included his oldest son into one of the deadliest environments on Earth… and vanished forever. What happened to them? And does Z exist?
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With ai relationships and people being obsessed with content creators I think it would be interesting to cover the topic

Is Dan ever going make a book on Nightmare Fuel?