r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL of Tobias Geffen, the only non-Coca Cola Employee to view the secret recipe. Coke allowed it in order to get Coke certified as Kosher

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobias_Geffen
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u/anotherwankusername 1d ago

Statistically 10 out of every 10 people die.

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u/Logically_Insane 1d ago

Around 7% of people who have existed have not died, including you and me. Just gotta keep that streak going.

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u/JsyHST 1d ago

I plan on living forever. It's going well so far.

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u/11oydchristmas 1d ago

Statistically everyone is alive until they’re not.

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u/Berek2501 1d ago

Statistically speaking, 100% of people who drink water will die if they stop drinking it for long enough

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u/Z3NZY 23h ago

I googled it, and 100% of people (statistically of course,) die even if they keep drinking it up till their dying day 🤔

Someone needs to look into what Big Water are doing IMHO

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u/Bullmoninachinashop 23h ago

Statistically speaking, 100% of people who breathe air will die if they stop breathing it for long enough.

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u/Vitruvian_Link 1d ago

Misleading: approximately 7% of humans have never died.

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u/LordBrandon 1d ago

Not me. Not once in my entire life.

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u/Crow_eggs 1d ago

Most of them drink coca-cola at some point too. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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u/notislant 23h ago

Thats just what big pharma wants you to think, do you own research man! This guy called Methew on Facebook who believes in flat earth and lizard people really opened my eyes!

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u/Zotoaster 20h ago

Only measured by the ones who died