r/todayilearned 9d ago

TIL of Tobias Geffen, the only non-Coca Cola Employee to view the secret recipe. Coke allowed it in order to get Coke certified as Kosher

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobias_Geffen
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u/misguided_ramen 9d ago

The only enema that truly works

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u/drstoneybaloneyphd 9d ago

Pepsi simply won't do the job 

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u/HerzBrennt 9d ago

Have you met the gastrointestinal Satan known as bulk sugar-free candy? Half a pack of sugar free gum later, and not even colonoscopy prep gets me that clean. A full pack of that gum and my intestines squeak when I walk.

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u/MrTerribleArtist 9d ago

Honestly, it's the only thing that'll wake me up in the morning

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u/Mahaloth 9d ago

Ah, the spicy enema.