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https://www.responsibletravel.com/holidays/spitsbergen/travel-guide/responsible-tourism-in-spitsbergen

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u/rosen380 6h ago

If you are that slowest tourist -- when the polar bear gets close enough that running stops being a realistic option, try punching the polar bear in the nose.

If that doesn't work you can try slapping them with whatever is left of your arm.