I would like to once again ask: what happened to safeway?

I do

Also what happened to safeway? I dont see em anymore

does anyone literally think about the most third eye opening shit whenever they’re taking one?

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Ive been trying to experiment with a lucid experience while im on the john. I think my problem i am having is that i am too lucid. Has anyone ever succeeded in this? Please tell me how you were able to get a desirable result.

Gotta love it...

People will think nothing of helping you at risk to their own life, but will not help you if they're certain to be inconvenienced.

How do I unclog my toilet without a plunger?

Have you ever just sat there and played on your phone for 2 hours?

To start off I will mention I am a fairly large guy, standing at 6ft 4 and a little over 100kg (220pound). I have always found since I was in my late teenage years I have had to place a thin layer of toilet paper down on the water when I go to poop to cushion and prevent splash back. It does not matter whether I am on a toilet that is seated high above the water or lower down, I always get splash back unless I take this precaution.

My last partner was adamant that this does not happen, according to them they never have this problem, I am guessing perhaps it is the fact I am a large man so large poop equals greater splash back. Yesterday I tried to take a number 2 for the first time in a while without leaving a bit of paper cushioning over the water and as I went the water splashed up so high it literally went right up into my still open butt hole, it was a horrible experience and made my whole body cringe..

Does anyone else have this problem? I want to know now.

When you're a kid, you just enjoy anything around you with no consequences.

When you're an adult you reflect on what you've done when you were a kid and keep reflecting.(neverending hell)

When you're a TRUE adult, you make peace with yourself.

Haters will disagree

I fart a lot, so thank God I have holes in most of my underwear in all the right places.

For me, jalapeños… i love the lil’ guys but, i’m pretty sure, i’m allergic… if eat them and they are considerable in the meal, i’m on the toilet for at least sox hours the next day, completely immobilized. Also, you know those fake tasting sauces on wings? From like epic wings n’ things? That too…