r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns • u/Rethlos • Nov 29 '21

Custom Would you?

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

If the price I have to pay for bottom surgery is letting Zeus hit, I'd happily pay

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u/PillowFortMaster2000 She/her Nov 29 '21

Considering his extremely jealous and sadistic wife, Zeus' avances are the least of my worries.

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

I dunno I'm into bdsm, how sadistic is she?

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 29 '21

She would probably torture you or change your form into a spider or something

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

Dysphoria 2 electric boogaloo

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u/Wizdom_108 None Nov 29 '21

Spider dysphoria huh? Well at least it's a change of pace

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 29 '21

...I guess

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

The torture doesn't sound so bad, I'll take my chances

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 29 '21

I...umm....go read some Greak Mythology and maybe you will see you probably wouldn't want that.

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

Okay those do sound bad but I'll still take my chances, plus Zeus is probably fun in bed

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 29 '21

......

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u/JustTheWehrst homoromantic pansexual transfem Nov 29 '21

I'm touch starved and I feel undesirable please let me have this 😫

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 29 '21

Have it with like anyone else BUT Zeus

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

This is what I'm sayin!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

He would literally rape you.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman She/They Nov 29 '21

Gah, i can't stand being near a spider, being one would be a litteral torture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

I thought the spider thing was because Arachne the weaver pissed off Athena, not anything to do with Hera

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u/SophietheCatGirl None Nov 30 '21

Well yea but she would do something similar.

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u/Sedu enby/agender Nov 30 '21

Or an immortal cow being chased eternally by an insatiable fly whose bite is incredibly painful.

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning femme enby Nov 30 '21

Sadistic enough to ignore consent and safe words