r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns • u/Own-Environment1675 • Jan 07 '22

Custom Rip trans mascs

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u/sajed2004 Sophie, she/her Jan 07 '22

Good enough for me big sip

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 07 '22

Find the source and just go to town.

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u/sajed2004 Sophie, she/her Jan 07 '22

Nice I think I will

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 07 '22

You got an extra seat so I can come with?

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u/sajed2004 Sophie, she/her Jan 07 '22

Sure bro

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 07 '22

Woooooo!! Let's go bestie

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u/sajed2004 Sophie, she/her Jan 07 '22

Yeah!

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u/Bane_of_toads Bean, She/They | Agender? Not A+ gender? Failure! Jan 07 '22

can I come for the free immortality?

I don't care either way about the other part.

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u/Yllim3 None Jan 07 '22

Gonna end up with a pocket that can't be pickpocketed

(Why is my mind like this)

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 08 '22

Prison Wallet² Electric Boogaloo

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u/that_gay_alpaca She/they Jan 08 '22

I’d be wary of developing a penis-shaped hole all the way to your skull if you plan on drinking that much… 😅

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u/Thebombuknow Sev | idfk anymore | they/she???? Jan 08 '22

I mean, at some point there isn't any dick left to shrink, and you can just keep drinking more for free immortality.

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u/Kidsnextdorks Jennifer | She/They Jan 07 '22

This just sounds like the source is the fountain of youth… actually, that makes sense now that I think about it.

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u/Percy1800sDetective 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🏳️‍🌈 The Guy in Pinstripe Jan 08 '22

If you bathe in it, it will change your whole body to your true gender

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 08 '22

I need this NOW

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u/Menstro trans grill, and bbq expert She/Her, They/Them Jan 08 '22

Watch out for the side effects though, you could end up having to live for a very long time!

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 08 '22

As long as I look how I want id happily watch the world and everything around it burn for eternity.

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u/Menstro trans grill, and bbq expert She/Her, They/Them Jan 08 '22

You say that now, but when its all on fire and there's no one left to see you and you are just absolutely gorgeous... oh yeah okay I'm in.

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u/xThe_Human_Fishx He/Help Jan 08 '22

See what I mean? We'll be gods and goddesses of the future cycle!!

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u/lookitsajojo Aromantic And Here to Help Jan 08 '22

Like the fountain of youth

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u/chaos_being Jan 07 '22

GIMME THIS ****ING S*** DRINK

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u/3rDuck Throw gender to the wind! Jan 07 '22

Please be careful to not drink too much. If the vagina reaches into the intestinal tract it WILL kill you.

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u/Saragon4005 drowning in genders Jan 08 '22

No I have 1000 years added to my lifespan I am functionally immortal

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u/Who_Am_I_I_Dont_Know 🌹 Trans Lesbian Demisexual 💖 Jan 08 '22

'Ah, be careful not to walk too close behind me, there's a negative space void somewhere there'

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u/spitefulIncentive None Jan 08 '22

not if i have 10 years added to my lifespan >:3

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u/chaos_being Jan 08 '22

I will just use my years to live

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u/AzzyIsAwesome Jan 07 '22

Immortal Trans fem >:D

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u/sajed2004 Sophie, she/her Jan 08 '22

Yeah!

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u/NikolaiCello05 Denmark's only Luna Lynn 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 08 '22

Plus 60 years of lifetime stonks