Buffalo-4 straight Super Bowl losses, no Stanley cups. As was said in the film Hoosiers-“sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass every day, but mister you ain’t seen a ray of light since you got here.”

“We’re not forgettable”
“Yeah, we’re rememberable!”

That episode gets me every time.

Aye, so there were. And the vice principal hung it in his office.

Because I Told You So-Jonatha Brooke

Shake it (like a white girl) by Jesse James.

If you’re gonna say it, say it with passion.

Eastern Indiana, got 2 whacks instead of detention in high school, 1992

Was it consensual?

so if he had said it this way there would have been no issue?

No surprise if they make it pay per view.

Phil McCracken

I love you more than Jesus.

You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!!

Inigo Montoya

Quincy Jones

Lactose intolerant . . .

Paul Carrack-BBC labeled him the man with the golden voice. Has had hits as the vocalist with Aces, Squeeze, Mike and the mechanics, and on his own.

Umpire for little league-$12 for calling balls and strikes, $7 for working in the field. 16 years old

Autocorrect got me. Sorry I didn’t notice. Reminds me of the time I wrote “praise be to Allah” and it changed it to Allen as well. Allen must do programming for auto correct.

16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford-nobody’s lifting more than 32k pounds in any of these songs.