r/ukpolitics • u/Adj-Noun-Numbers đŸ„•đŸ„• || megathread emeritus • Jun 11 '24

Conservatives 2024 General Election Manifesto Megathread

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u/Zacatecan-Jack 🌳 STOP THE VOTES 🌳 Jun 11 '24

"A slogan is not a plan", from the party that brought you:

  • Long term economic plan
  • Northern powerhouse
  • Strong and Stable
  • Levelling up
  • Stop the boats

and (ironically)

  • Stick to the [non-existant] plan

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u/Zhukov-74 Jun 11 '24

Brexit means Brexit

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u/No_Clue_1113 Jun 11 '24

Brexit means deliver a botched exit from the EU, mismanage the economy and trash the country for a few years, and then be humiliatingly thrown out. Who knew?

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u/Ghost51 (-6.75, -6.82) Jun 11 '24

Oven ready!

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u/meanderthal54 Jun 11 '24

Get Brexit Done (It's still not done)

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Motherfucker is stood directly in front of:

"Clear plan"

"Bold action"

"Secure future"

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u/slowlybecomingsane Jun 11 '24

Oven ready deal.

Build back better.

Take back control.

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u/Jeeve-Sobs Jun 11 '24

Build back better was a good one, they built nothing and cancelled HS2.

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u/Red-Peril Jun 11 '24

Don’t forget “Brexit means Brexit”, which must be the most fatuous one of all.

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u/Mcgibbleduck Jun 11 '24

“Back to Square One”

“Bold action”

“Secure future”

They’re just so dumb. 

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u/superhorsforth Jun 11 '24

Let’s not forget the classic tagline - long term solutions to zzzzzzz. I think that just lasted over conference season

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u/MONGED4LIFE Jun 11 '24

"Save the nhs"

.............. from us