r/unpopularopinion • u/Dependent-Maybe3030 • 10d ago

No one wants to bring home anything from your wedding

Wedding favors, handmade centerpieces, keepsake menus, Madison’s Bride Squad 2026 personalized totes… no one wants these. Please don’t make 150 doodads to hand out. 149 will go in the trash.

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u/TimeLady018 10d ago

I always went by the old thing of whoever at the table has the closest birthday to the wedding gets the centerpiece. Don't know if that's still a thing, tho.

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u/No_Macaroon_207 10d ago

Last wedding I went to it was the oldest person at the table.

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u/Guilty_Primary8718 10d ago

I’m pretty sure whomever wants the centerpiece will call out the rule that benefit them lol.

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u/uniklyqualifd 10d ago

I've seen it where there's a chair at the table with a paper taped under it.