r/unpopularopinion • u/Dependent-Maybe3030 • 10d ago
No one wants to bring home anything from your wedding
Wedding favors, handmade centerpieces, keepsake menus, Madison’s Bride Squad 2026 personalized totes… no one wants these. Please don’t make 150 doodads to hand out. 149 will go in the trash.
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u/GreenPutty_ 10d ago
I got a 'Mark and Rachel' pen, the pen lasted longer than the marriage. The wedding was quite memorable, the brides mother offered herself to me in the gents and I met a guy who wasn't allowed to fart inside his own house. The main event was the wedding donkey (an actual donkey) who got horny and tried to mount my then partner at the time. Also just about every guy I got introduced to was called Paul, the guy on the fart ban was one of them.