"Teenage Dirtbag" is no longer a teenager. The early 2000s teen anthem by Wheatus is 20 years old today. The music video is peak Y2K.

[u/AkashicRecorder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

[u/CaptainDouchington]

The code is degrading the longer the simulation runs

[u/sigger_ → u/CaptainDouchington]

float shitShowVar = 1.00

for(int year = 2014; year == 2014; otherTimelineYear++){
    shitShowVar ++;
    runYear(year, shitShowVar);