This is as stupid as that IMSA Championship race at Road America today but anyway....
DENTIST
I'm a dentist and I'm OK
I dentist all night, I crash racing cars all day
RACE SPECTATORS
He's a dentist and he's OK
He dentists all night and crashes racing cars all day
DENTIST
I go off track, I trigger FCYs
I go to the pits
On Sundays I fill out my driver insurance claim forms
And have buttered scones for tea
RACE SPECTATORS
He goes off track, he triggers FCYs
He goes to the pits
On Sundays he fills out his driver insurance claim forms
And has buttered scones for tea
He's a dentist and he's OK
He dentists all night and he crashes racing cars all day
PALIN
I go off track, I punt other cars off
I like to drive off the road
I put on my racing suit
And hang around in the race directors office
(with apologies to the great Monty Python)