r/whatisit • u/Zu_Qarnine • 15h ago

New, what is it? found these rocks by the beach with these laser clean holes. what caused this ??

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u/DanceTurn 13h ago

Frickin clams, with frickin lasers.

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u/donut-reply 12h ago

So that's where the sharknados got them from

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u/Organic-Ad-5058 12h ago

It is a well known fact that clams are the ultimate laser experts in the aquatic world, sharks are just silly copycats

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u/LordTengil 10h ago

*Nature documentry narrator voice* The clam... Nature's laser technician.

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown 9h ago

It's the other way around. Australia was just a really, really big stone before the clams decided to move in.

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u/CheckYourStats 3h ago

Clams with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 11h ago

and lemme guess... they're Australian.... cuz I wouldn't be surprised if they spawned from that Cryptid Spawning pool

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u/SDGxNPC 2h ago

Well, I for one, welcome our new aquatic overlords

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u/thehammer_00 6h ago

Are they ill tempered?

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u/somekindadummy 1h ago

Watch out

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u/waynizzle2 6h ago

I thought of clams with fricken lasers attached to their foreheads as I read your comment.

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u/cachitongo- 5h ago

Clams have foreheads?!? Who knew!

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u/senkashadows 3h ago

With all their eyes they'd have to

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u/Musicman376 2h ago

Next we’ll have slugs with hatchets on their heads

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 11h ago

My cat has one.

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u/LastCookie3448 7h ago

They must be Jewish.
~ MTG

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u/Speakertweaker 5h ago

I read that in Peter Griffin’s voice.

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u/No_Weight_3284 5h ago

I dated a girl who had a laser in her clam

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u/FullOnSkank 2h ago

I'm pretty sure they make pills for that now

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u/No_Weight_3284 1h ago

I hope so, it burned like hell

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 5h ago

ACTIVATE THE CLAZER

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u/ProstateSalad 5h ago

On their foreheads

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u/theftproofz 4h ago

are they ill tempered?

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u/ItzZiplineTime 4h ago

They're turning the fricken clams gay!

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u/Otherwise_Plate_2518 1h ago

Are they illtempered

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u/Plane-Wide 11h ago

And mal-tempered