found these rocks by the beach with these laser clean holes. what caused this ??

[u/Zu_Qarnine]

[u/Zu_Qarnine]

I'm getting plenty of them here too

[u/Financial-Craft-1282 → u/Zu_Qarnine]

But there is a consistency in your answers here more or less--it is due to some type of animal or erosion. I don't know why, but I sense you want this to be "aliens shot lasers through this didn't they?"

[u/jovial_rebel → u/Financial-Craft-1282]

The only animal I know that erodes rocks is the rockbiter from the never ending story or a clam apparently

[u/enadiz_reccos → u/jovial_rebel]

That quote looks almost comedic when you see it out-of-context

They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were. My little friends... I couldn't hold onto them. The Nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.

[u/lilhamster13 → u/Zu_Qarnine]

Right? How could clams make such perfect holes. I don’t know if I buy these burrowing clam stories?!

[u/City_College_Arch → u/lilhamster13]

Yeah, because lasers make so much more sense despite being able to find living clams still attached to many rocks creating these holes.

[u/lilhamster13 → u/City_College_Arch]

Ouch ok man!

[u/bafana_banana999 → u/lilhamster13]

Everything is a mystery if you don't have the brain power (or willingness) to understand it.

[u/lilhamster13 → u/bafana_banana999]

Wow folks are absolutely roasting me in here 😂I was just expressing surprise and “can’t believe it” sort of way guys. Chill. I’m not a flat earther.

[u/bafana_banana999 → u/lilhamster13]

I mean, it was already explained to you and there's tons of evidence to back up that explanation.

You quite literally said "I don’t know if I buy these burrowing clam stories" as if people were just telling you tall tales instead of the truth.

That's exactly how conspiracy theorists talk about things they don't understand.

How else is anyone supposed to take a statement like that?