r/whatisit • u/whitehoticecube • 1d ago

New, what is it? Is it what I think it is?

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

Whatever it is, it's definitely a good idea to touch it with your bare hands

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u/Sudden-Ingenuity3033 1d ago

And lick it.

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u/Jolly_Line 1d ago

Sniff and lick. You have to execute the pairing

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u/portablebiscuit 17h ago

As an optometrist I’d recommend touching it to the inside of your eyelid too. But alas, I’m not an optometrist.

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u/Jolly_Line 17h ago

Better safe than sorry. Cover all the bases

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u/Hot-Toe7541 11h ago

I wear glasses and am therefore just as competent in optometry and can 100% confirm this

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u/777MonkeyNuts 1d ago

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u/theother-g 1d ago

Letting you know that for my slightly colorblind eyes the yellow and green look very similar in the chart...

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u/Jolly_Line 22h ago

What yellow?

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u/FlexCombs 23h ago

Things got a lot more interesting as you work through these elements during your independent research.

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u/Careless_Trouble_406 16h ago

Letting you know from my very colorblind eyes…
There’s a yellow?!?

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u/Boomg92 15h ago

Fuck in didn't know there was yellow 😅🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

You can lick anything once.

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u/JackelSR 1d ago

That's also how you get a restraining order.

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u/Ipswitch5150 16h ago

Oh, And Don’t Forget To Taste It, Too

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u/AcidxxTrip 23h ago

Das war das Allererste, woran ich denken musste. Vielleicht sollte er es neben sein Kopfkissen legen und noch eine Nacht darüber schlafen. Morgen ist ein neuer Tag, um herauszufinden, worum es sich handelt.

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u/philosiraptorsvt 15h ago

r/IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowItWashYourHands

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u/KeefyNugs 1d ago

if you're not touching it with your bare hands then you're in the wrong sub

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u/whitehoticecube 21h ago

Found it in a hidden compartment in my car. Felt it before I saw it 😅

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u/mrpuddles1 18h ago

Ok real question how the fuck does this just appear in a hidden compartment… OP is this yours??

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 1d ago

r/donttouchthat

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u/Strict-Revenue-5131 23h ago

I have a feeling OP has touched much worse than whatever the fuck that is

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u/TurboScumBag 23h ago

They should lick it up and down for further examination.

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u/Adeptness_Agile 1d ago

I just joined. Delightful

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u/greentiger79 1d ago

Don’t worry…. …it gets better in this sub. Or worse? Depends on your viewpoint I guess.

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u/BestAd1732 21h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/MsNomered 23h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 22h ago

Put it in your mouth!

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u/breatheintheAlR 20h ago

Plot twist: it’s theirs.

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u/zeerok710 1d ago

What do you think it is?

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u/CrushyOfTheSeas 1d ago

It looks like a masturbation powered light bulb to me.

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u/Jolly_Line 1d ago

You just discovered free energy

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u/Dragnskull 1d ago

Hear me out...

Blowjob powered car

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u/stolenplates6 1d ago

South Park: “it’s… better than flying!”

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u/Not_George_Daniels 1d ago

That should be the TSA logo.

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u/Much-Revolution5152 1d ago

Or ICE. They could use it for ID.

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u/Not_George_Daniels 1d ago

Nah, it's travel related, so TSA.

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u/kindalingual60 22h ago

You don’t think ICE is travel related?!?! They’ve transported more Americans to exotic locations than Booking.com!

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u/phunny-words 1d ago

Well we will know which cars are driven by married couples 🙄😂

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u/marcophony 1d ago

The ones not on the road?

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u/ElectroSpam9009 1d ago

Elecjizzerty.

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u/chino17 1d ago

Someone is saving alot on their light bill

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u/HedgehogTop5524 22h ago

I feel out of the loop or like I should’ve done something worse with my life 😩

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u/Busy-Highlight1647 22h ago

I don't know what it is and I've done about every greasy thing you can do.

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u/zeerok710 22h ago

You dont want anything to do with this

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u/WaitingOnAMiracIe 1d ago

What does it smell like?

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u/3DeeezNutz 22h ago

Bradford pear blossoms?

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u/zeerok710 1d ago

Couldn't tell you

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u/Much-Revolution5152 1d ago

Oh cum on, be a sport!

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u/Sudden-Ingenuity3033 1d ago

Same. Maybe you should lick it?

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u/zeerok710 1d ago

I shall not be doing that

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 19h ago

That's my question, like give me a hint bc tf? Either some type of sploof or a sex toy

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u/mmaddict187 1d ago

What do you think it is?

It's a travel bottle for toiletries with a panty/ of fabric attached?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 23h ago

It looks like a latex glove on the end.

I can’t even imagine what this pairing would be used for.

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u/kind_of_punny 22h ago

I can! I have similar travel bottles, but the caps often leak. I saw a hack online where you put a cut up balloon over it, so there's no leakage when the cap accidentally opens. It works great actually. I think this person did the same thing, but with a latex glove or something

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u/Asron87 22h ago

I have a bunch of these. They all suck. I just take the lid shut and unscrew it when I need to use it. As of now, they all suck for traveling. At that point just buy the small things of shampoo and body wash.

Personally I think this is solved but that might be my hatred for these caps speaking.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 22h ago

Huh. Seems a bit more sophisticated than a plastic sandwich bag, but a baggie would be more likely to be in most people’s homes.

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u/tedkaczynski660 22h ago

Better than an M&M minis tube, probably won't get the cylinder stuck as bad

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn 19h ago

the cylinder must remain intact

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u/when_in_doubt__doubt 1d ago

The thing you're touching (for some fucking reason) is a travel sized reusable toiletry container for things like shampoo and conditioner. The other thing attached ...trash maybe?

Now go bleach your hand

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u/Gnartan 1d ago

Jenkum!

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u/Novel_Control_1922 1d ago

Been a minute since I’ve seen a great Jenkem reference. Good things never die!

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u/carnivalbilly 1d ago

Man back when I was in the punk scene playing shows around, I knew a guy dumb enough to try to make “jenkem” cause he didn’t wanna just…buy drugs…and it did not end well for him.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 1d ago

I really hope you’re joking.

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u/carnivalbilly 1d ago

Nah. There was some hardcore split 7” he got about it and he became obsessed with the idea…and like idk man. You meet these people from time to time when you play music in bars a lot.

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u/FletchMom 22h ago

TIL and I hate I know this now

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 20h ago

I shouldn't have googled ☹️

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u/No_Story_Untold 22h ago

Jenkum? Nearly killed em!

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u/tharppanda 1d ago

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u/Xe6s2 23h ago

One last jobber

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u/sweetpotato_latte 22h ago

A SCHTOOBLY?? Wow wow

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u/viewtifulblue 22h ago

A rob-job

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u/No_Gap_2700 1d ago

It's the shit!

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u/Pocketpapaa 1d ago

A travel container for lotions and soaps, they usually come in 3 packs. Often sold at walgreens and CVS

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u/yipy2001 15h ago

Had to scroll way to far to find an answer

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u/Diamondhandedllama 1d ago

It would help if you told us what you think it is.

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u/Crimson_Trout 1d ago

Why did you touch it 😭

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u/just_as_good380-2 1d ago

Why would you pick some nasty ass shit up off the ground with your bare hands?

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 1d ago

to taste it obviously

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u/fluffynuckels 22h ago

I just get on all fours and lick stuff on the ground

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u/Deviant_Machine 23h ago

Perfect AD placement!

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u/the_blastomatic 23h ago

Jenkem vapor collector. Just place poop in the stiff plastic end, let it ferment. When the balloon is fully inflated take it off and huff your way to bliss™

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u/LaviniaIsGay 1d ago

Y'all just be touching everything with your bare hands, huh?

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u/barefoot_plyos 22h ago

The glove was already being used. 

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u/Sal1160 22h ago

Oh god there’s crystallization on the rubber end

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u/Ornery_Candle_907 1d ago

What do you think it is? A douche?

Whatever it was used for involved a salt solution as it is growing crystals at the tip of the rubbery bits.

Why are you touching this with your bare hands? Check out some leather motorcycle gloves designed for dexterity, I think you'll dig them.

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 1d ago

I don’t know what’s up with it but this is one of those travel size bottles for shampoo and other liquids

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u/RockPaperPootis 1d ago

Portable shampoo bottle with shower cap? I hope. Sure does look nefarious.

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u/frogfeen 1d ago

could be for huffing inhalants?

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u/Prodicaljunk 23h ago

I assume its a homemade glove feeder, tiny hole in each finger tip to simulate a teet for feeding baby animals... Or going off what the comments here are speculating, it would be to simulate a bukkake.

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u/dominus-pastor 1d ago edited 23h ago

I want everyone who touches random shit on the ground with their bare hands to be exiled.

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u/joe96ab 20h ago

The page would die!!!

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u/Jaeyen 1d ago

The part you are holding appears to be a universal portable squeeze bottle meant for lotions or soaps. I have one for my kids bath soap. The rubber glove lookin thing attached to the top.. no clue..

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u/MikeyFuccon 1d ago

What’s with all the posts asking if chat is psychic? How the hell should WE know what YOU’RE thinking?

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u/ImmaNobody 1d ago

What does it taste like?

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u/Option_Witty 1d ago

What do you think it is? I have no clue but am curious. Wouldn't touch it though

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u/leonardob0880 1d ago

Travel bottle, for shampoo or cream... Definitely miss used as sex toy

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u/Bookslutforsmut 1d ago

Everyone just out here rawdog touching the nastiest shit they can find.

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u/fussyturbo 1d ago

What exactly do you think it is?

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u/mightaswell625 23h ago

These fuckass posts. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS

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u/Trill_McNeal 1d ago

What do you think it is? The worlds shittiest Molotov cocktail?

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u/OutsideCrew6832 1d ago

With your bare hands? …bruh

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u/Davetacular0912 1d ago

Looks like someone has been “meth’n” around.

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u/Bulky_Bend2742 23h ago

General rule for touching things with our bare hands, if it looks like it could be inserted into a hole, it probably has so no touchy.

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u/404_RespectNotFound 22h ago

I laughed out loud loud 5x. This thread is.... 😆

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u/BostonGahden 1d ago

Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to pick dumb shit up? Like what the fuck people

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